Marmite : Do you spread it thick or thin?

[Idaho]

Have you met any of those people?

I've met two of them. One had the look of eagles, a true leader of men. Barrel-chested, strong limbed and hansome. The other was modern day Helen of Troy. Noble, radiant with the whipcord strength and agility one seldom sees outside the serengeti.

To me Marmite haters! To me!

(holds aloft sword)

 

[EastEnder]

oi! them's fightin words.... let the marmite wars begin!

<pulls out yellow pin>

<chucks Marmite grenade at wussychick>

 

[sleaterkinney]

Have you met any of those people?

I have.

And if the ones I haven't met are as bad as the ones I have, I think you're in trouble....

Bunch of limp wristed, namby pamby, wishy washy, dribble a minute wusses.

Let's face it - Marmite people are hard, bad to the bone.

You sickly marmalade slurpers are sad to the bone....

We're lovers, not fighters

Marmite regresses human beings about two million years, back to when humans needed to be able to eat disgusting things in order to survive in the harsh ice age and so that sabre-toothed tigers wouldn't want to eat them - because they'd taste of marmite - ewwww.

 

[EastEnder]

I've met two of them. One had the look of eagles, a true leader of men. Barrel-chested, strong limbed and hansome. The other was modern day Helen of Troy. Noble, radiant with the whipcord strength and agility one seldom sees outside the serengeti.

To me Marmite haters! To me!

(holds aloft sword)

I can see it now......

"And tonight my comrades we shall feast on marmalade and strawberry jam!!! Then perhaps some knitting....."

 

[Idaho]

No we will feast on a tasty and nutritous range of food that doesn't cause involuntary retching and doesn't contain stroke inducing quantities of salt

 

[EastEnder]

No we will feast on a tasty and nutritous range of food that doesn't cause involuntary retching and doesn't contain stroke inducing quantities of salt

Hope you and the other girls have fun!

 

[Idaho]

Hope you and the other girls have fun!

We'll try and fill the long evenings

 

[boohoo]

It's a one man 'I love marmite' crusade on this thread.

Eastender - marmite's answer to superman.

 

[EastEnder]

 

[PacificOcean]

The voice of Zippy died recently

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

thick

mixed slightly with the butter

 

[EastEnder]

The voice of Zippy died recently

That's terrible.

We should all eat lots of Marmite in remembrance.

 

[Idaho]

The voice of Zippy died recently

How does he manage without his voice?

 

[PacificOcean]

How does he manage without his voice?

Smartarse

 

[PacificOcean]

Blimey! You're keyboard could do with a dust

 

[boohoo]

Eastender has a teddy???? ahhhhh......

(btw that is a minging keyboard! )

 

[EastEnder]

Blimey! You're keyboard could do with a dust

I think you'll find I'm not a keyboard.

 

[EastEnder]

Eastender has a teddy???? ahhhhh......

It's NOT a smegging "teddy"!!!

It's a bona fida Marmite Zippy.


I had to save up tokens and everything to get that........

 

[PacificOcean]

I think you'll find I'm not a keyboard.

Dodging the issue with pendantry dear boy?

 

[boohoo]

It's NOT a smegging "teddy"!!!

It's a bona fida Marmite Zippy.


I had to save up tokens and everything to get that........

you own a cuddley wuddley toy -don't try and pretend it's cool..... next it'll be your 'my little pony loves marmite' collection....

 

[EastEnder]

Marmite Zippy eats "my little pony"'s for breakfast....

Don't diss the Zipster.

 

[boohoo]

Marmite Zippy eats "my little pony"'s for breakfast....

Don't diss the Zipster.

My Miss Piggy would beat up your rubbish Zippy!

 

[EastEnder]

Miss Piggy is a decrepit old slut!

 

[boohoo]

...which is a rubbish reply. She'd still have Zippy for dinner with a thin covering of marmite!

 

[EastEnder]

She'd still have Zippy for dinner with a thin covering of marmite!

Thin?!?! THIN?!?!?!

So she's not only a slut, but a total, complete and utter wuss!

Zippy spreads his Marmite INCH thick.

Cos he's well 'ard.

 

[PacificOcean]

Zippy spreads his Marmite INCH thick.

Cos he's well 'ard.

He is now he's dead.

*gets coat*

 

[boohoo]

Zippy spreads his marmite thick cos he can't hold his knife properly (only three fingers)!!

 

[EastEnder]

You'd be amazed what you can do with three fingers.

 

[boohoo]

count to three?

 

[EastEnder]

Go bowling.