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margaret thatcher death watch

Thatcher came knockin’ upon heaven’s door,
“Fuck off!” shouted God, “You’re rich not poor.”
“But, my dad was just a local grocer”,
Said Thatcher as she moved ever closer.

“That’s far enough, stand away from the gate,
You’re full of contagion, riddled with hate;
You’re destined for the other direction,
That furnace of perpetual correction.”

Looking at Hell Thatcher thought, “Why regret?
I’ll be with Dennis and Gus Pinochet;
My sins will place me at the top level,
Just behind Churchill, close to the Devil.”

So, smiling she turned from her creator,
“He’s agin us...fucking liberal traitor”;
Now, for those in Hell a word to the wise,
Give her no power or she’ll privatise!
 
cant be long now... strokes, dementia, falls.

I would prefer a more public event than a hospital admission. For once the news would be showing some good news to celebrate.

:D
 
cant be long now... strokes, dementia, falls.

I would prefer a more public event than a hospital admission. For once the news would be showing some good news to celebrate.

:D

Like perhaps if she was to find herself at the top of the Post Office tower . . .
 
only good thing to come of this sour old cunts death, will be the party in trafalgar square. Other than that, who gives afuck, she's as good as dead now. And fucking good.

Now, for the rest of those cunts in charge to get murdered in a horrific way. that'd make my life great, that would.
 
Another St Francis. You people are truly better than the rest of us. Thank you. Thank you sir. May we touch the hem of your garment as you swish past on your way to walk on the water?

St. Francis was an interesting study in psychopathology, what with his penchant for kissing leprosy lesions, which does sort of equate to making pompous pronouncements to those of us who aren't holy enough to forgive t'owd bitch.
 
Thatcher came knockin’ upon heaven’s door,
“Fuck off!” shouted God, “You’re rich not poor.”
“But, my dad was just a local grocer”,
Said Thatcher as she moved ever closer.

“That’s far enough, stand away from the gate,
You’re full of contagion, riddled with hate;
You’re destined for the other direction,
That furnace of perpetual correction.”


Looking at Hell Thatcher thought, “Why regret?
I’ll be with Dennis and Gus Pinochet;
My sins will place me at the top level,
Just behind Churchill, close to the Devil.”

So, smiling she turned from her creator,
“He’s agin us...fucking liberal traitor”;
Now, for those in Hell a word to the wise,
Give her no power or she’ll privatise!
utter fucking genius!:D:D:cool:
 
She was a politician whose policies I learned to hate.. It kicks my humanity up the arse when I wish that woman and her party and policies off my fucking planet...!!

Has she gone yet..?? (gritted teeth)
 
someone told me that Arthur Scargill had died last night. My first thought was oh, shit the old bugger got out lived by Thatcher. Then I clicked on my mate was taking the piss.
 
I was thinking after watching Kelvin Mackenizie on the miners night on more-4, we need plan for this cunts death as well. Rob his pockets and piss on his body.
 
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Fuck me pickmans are you butchersstrapons new lapdog or somet?You seem to be following him round licking the left overs of his verbal diarohea from his mouth/keyboard
 
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