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Man in Westminster, also some knives, and police close a road

...What was he going to do with a bagful of knives anyway? Meet a gang of accomplices? Frankly I'd find a man brandishing one or two knives far scarier.

It's a common enough phenomenon - the loons who do mass shootings tend to turn up with half a dozen different weapons even though they can only use one at a time, and they'd be far better off just bringing one and a shit load of ammunition for it.

Perhaps the Police could augment their watch lists by keeping an eye on people who have lost count of the number of hands they have...
 
It's a common enough phenomenon - the loons who do mass shootings tend to turn up with half a dozen different weapons even though they can only use one at a time, and they'd be far better off just bringing one and a shit load of ammunition for it.

Perhaps the Police could augment their watch lists by keeping an eye on people who have lost count of the number of hands they have...
True enough - I know they do that with guns in case they jam, but knives?
Oh! perhaps he was guarding against the eventuality that he couldn't draw it out again. :eek:
I can see I've been approaching this report with an inappropriate degree of levity.

But no one actually got hurt.
 
True enough - I know they do that with guns in case they jam, but knives?
Oh! perhaps he was guarding against the eventuality that he couldn't draw it out again. :eek:
I can see I've been approaching this report with an inappropriate degree of levity.

But no one actually got hurt.
Never mind eh
 
Mahatma Nuttall is to visit the scene to determine if anything needs banning. He's already suggested mandatory yearly backpack inspections.
 
Bernard manning was a high clarss act compared to Hopkins

When she first started out talking about posh kids names etc she was mildly amusing in a Alf Garnett sort of way - but she quickly realised the more offensive she was the more cash she'd make. She's the female, less shouty, Jon Gaunt.
 
When she first started out talking about posh kids names etc she was mildly amusing in a Alf Garnett sort of way - but she quickly realised the more offensive she was the more cash she'd make. She's the female, less shouty, Jon Gaunt.

Jon Gaunt, even Bernard Manning, are trenchant observers of the human condition when compared to Hopkins. It is not so much that she is massively offensive, its that what she utters invariably makes no sense at all.
 
True enough - I know they do that with guns in case they jam, but knives?
Oh! perhaps he was guarding against the eventuality that he couldn't draw it out again. :eek:
I can see I've been approaching this report with an inappropriate degree of levity.

But no one actually got hurt.
Perhaps the chap's a fan of Lock Stock...

 
Was just checking Friday's first edition newspaper front pages. About every one of them is making this story the main fromt page news :facepalm:
 
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