Man in Westminster, also some knives, and police close a road

[not-bono-ever]

Terror arrest near Houses of Parliament - BBC News





Witness is probably a crap witness with no experience of cutting a loaf of bread then. Broken Britain

 

[tim]

I thought people with backpacks were gunned down on sight in london

Cressida is going soft in her old age.

 

[bimble]

This was a bit confusing earlier today in that shouldn't be funny but is way.

 

[Yossarian]

Any staff who need to leave the building should do so via the ********** exit.

Thank You

The motherfucking exit?

 

[Pickman's model]

The motherfucking exit?

yes, the motherfucking exit

 

[agricola]

The witness concerned probably buys only sliced bread and therefore isn't familiar with the design characteristics of a bread knife.

Someone who hangs around that end of Whitehall, who would make completely useless cuts in something and who would only eat sliced bread...

 

[Teaboy]

My mate has a 'backpack of knives' and he's a food stylist.

Hang about. He's what?

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Someone who hangs around that end of Whitehall, who would make completely useless cuts in something and who would only eat sliced bread...

 

[5t3IIa]

Hang about. He's what?

Someone's gotta make Morrison's Christmas adverts look pretty

 

[SpookyFrank]

My mate has a 'backpack of knives' and he's a food stylist.

Yeah you're gonna need to phone this bloke up and break the news that 'food stylist' is not a job.

 

[not-bono-ever]

its a real thing. I know one . makes good money as well

 

[SpookyFrank]

Meanwhile nurses struggle to pay their rent. I despair I really do.

 

[bi0boy]

Meanwhile nurses struggle to pay their rent. I despair I really do.

Those nurses need to eat, and who wants to eat ugly food?

 

[Pickman's model]

Someone who hangs around that end of Whitehall, who would make completely useless cuts in something and who would only eat sliced bread...

could have taken her head off

 

[SpookyFrank]

Those nurses need to eat, and who wants to eat ugly food?

People who can't afford to get some cunt in to make little waistcoats and hats for their potatoes?

 

[tim]

People may mock, but in reality a combination of Middle Eastern headwear and cutlery can lead to mayhem.

 

[agricola]

its a real thing. I know one . makes good money as well

out of lettuce?

 

[Bungle73]

Meanwhile nurses struggle to pay their rent. I despair I really do.

I'm not sure what the connection is?

You think that all there is to food photography is bunging a plate on a table and snapping a picture? It doesn't work like that. The food stylist is the one who prepares the food so that it will look good, and appetising, in the final image. They have quite a few tricks up their sleeves to acomplish this.

 

[5t3IIa]

I'm not sure what the connection is?

You think that all there is to food photography is bunging a plate on a table and snapping a picture? It doesn't work like that. The food stylist is the one who prepares the food so that it will look good, and appetising, in the final image. They have quite a few tricks up their sleeves to acomplish this.

They do! In this instance, I thank you for your bunglarisation

 

[SpookyFrank]

I'm not sure what the connection is?

You think that all there is to food photography is bunging a plate on a table and snapping a picture? It doesn't work like that. The food stylist is the one who prepares the food so that it will look good, and appetising, in the final image. They have quite a few tricks up their sleeves to acomplish this.

I remember back when food was for eating, not for being took photographs of.

 

[brogdale]

Those nurses need to eat, and who wants to eat ugly food?

I do; if it's reduced.

 

[Pickman's model]

I remember back when food was for eating, not for being took photographs of.

i remember the days when people made preliminary sketches of food and photographs were unheard of

 

[phillm]

We are all so really fucking scared - terror my arse.

Oh..... and what a CUNT.

 

[bluescreen]

We are all so really fucking scared - terror my arse.

Oh..... and what a CUNT.

Who?

 

[Pickman's model]

We are all so really fucking scared - terror my arse.

Oh..... and what a CUNT.

good day to you too

 

[IC3D]

The Dutch golden age produced some wonderful depictions of food.

 

[phillm]

We are all so really fucking scared - terror my arse.

Oh..... and what a CUNT.

The cunt who carried the knives

 

[Reiabuzz]

Jesus this site is fucked

 

[Pickman's model]

Jesus this site is fucked

weren't too bad till you arrived.

 

[bluescreen]

The cunt who carried the knives

Ah. We don't know yet, though, do we, what he was doing.