Male pattern baldness

[Orang Utan]

What are you suggesting here, wig or suicide?

neither. i'm just not going to go bald.

 

[danny la rouge]

neither. i'm just not going to go bald.

Oh, I see.

Why?

 

[Orang Utan]

Oh, I see.

Why?

no sign of it yet. i take after my mum's family. she isn't bald, my grandfather never got bald and i have a very thick head of hair. obviously can't be 100% sure, but i'm pretty damn sure it's here to stay, at least most of it.

 

[danny la rouge]

obviously can't be 100% sure

No. Indeed.

 

[TitanSound]

Mix monkey jizz with vinegar and rub it in four times a day.

 

[lontok2005]

For me the worst thing about going bald is that it's boring. I'm thin on top and receding so I shave it off and it looks okayish, but I do yearn to have something to comb or brush or gel or dye or style, and it's sad to think that no one will ever run their fingers lovingly through my once lush mop again. Being patted on the pate is not the same. Plus it's cold in winter.

 

[King Biscuit Time]

Isn't it true that if you hang onto your hair until you're 30, you're most likely OK (until you're 80 or summat

Well that's what I'm clinging to anyway - 18 more months to go - don't fail me now follicles.

 

[killer b]

orang's got that thick ginger hair that never goes - he'll have a full head of hair until old age, i'll wager.

me, i'm losing hair - although after an early start (receding at 21) it seems not to have changed much over the past 8 years or so. i generally keep it number 2 or 1 all over - there's no point in letting it grow and trying to do anything with it, as it's at it's finest and most crap right at the front...

i had a few years of a complete skinhead, which was fairly cool - might try it again sometime soon.

 

[Onket]

I would love to have a full on Bobby Charlton comb-over, I really would.

Except that I'd look like some fucking ironic Shoreditch wankstain, I'm sure.

Or a peedo.

 

[killer b]

i had a similar problem when i grew a moustache recently.

 

[Onket]

Er, me too.

But that looked more gay.

A tash and a shaved head is a bit of a tricky one, sadly.

 

[killer b]

i had a bit more hair at the time - i was hoping to look like some dashing 20s gent.

unfortunately i just looked like a creepy geography teacher.

i gave it 20 minutes, then shaved the fucker off...

 

[Onket]

I was going for Eric Bana playing Chopper.