Make Bono history

Discussion in 'world politics, current affairs and news' started by nogojones, Sep 24, 2013.

  1. nogojones

    nogojones Well-Known Member

  2. Casually Red

    Casually Red tomorrow belongs to me

    hes only got little legs, how did they not catch him . That is unacceptable, particularly for germans . .
  3. nogojones

    nogojones Well-Known Member

    Anarchists really need to get a bit more organised
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  4. ViolentPanda

    ViolentPanda Hardly getting over it.

    Perhaps Bono threatened to get his mate Udo Lindenberg to sing at them, if they caught him?

    To be fair, if someone threatened me with an Udo song, I'd do whatever they wanted in order to avoid hearing it! :eek:
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  5. Sprocket.

    Sprocket. Baroudeur...

    Just seen Bo no on news doing an impression of Bill Clinton, wouldn't mind him doing an impression of Thatcher.:)
  6. stavros

    stavros Well-Known Member

    Or JFK, although the queue to play Oswald might be quite long.
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  7. Ponyutd

    Ponyutd Greebo likes this....r.i.p.

    He needs a good hiding for those specs alone. Fucking spangly stars for fuck's sake, you're not Elton!
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  8. 8den

    8den No I'm pretty sure that was 8ball...

    Fucking hell anarchists really are useless, not being able to catch bono with his wee stumpy legs.
  9. SarfLondoner

    SarfLondoner KenDoddsDadsDogsDead.

    I would like to hang him from a tree by his bollox.
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    ATOMIC SUPLEX Member Since: 1985 Post Count: 3

    From reading about the formation of U2 etc etc, it seems he was always a nob.
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  11. Barking_Mad

    Barking_Mad Non sibi sed omnibus

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  12. Sprocket.

    Sprocket. Baroudeur...

    Me and our Jerzi thought that when we walked out of the Limit club in Sheff in 1980 after they had done three songs, dreadful, bo-no a full on poseur, never seen them live since and never bought owt they released.
    Still think he's a nob.
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  13. Shippou-Sensei

    Shippou-Sensei 4:1:2.5

    Bono cursus?
  14. Sprocket.

    Sprocket. Baroudeur...

    Didn't they all belong to some religious sect called shalom or something?

    ATOMIC SUPLEX Member Since: 1985 Post Count: 3

    When reading the accounts of the band formation by the other members, he was already a well known as a complete knob head around town. He kind of wiggled his way in, in a kind of 'you need me' way. What a tit. Sadly they probably did need him though.
    I'm not sure how they ever made it. There early songs seem to be loose jams with one note delayed guitar all over them. Clearly there is something there, but they are beyond lucky. How they took the simple minds crown I have no idea (actually it was probably when SM went all 'streetfighting years' on everyone), at least simple minds put in the time and effort.
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  16. butchersapron

    butchersapron blood on the walls

    My god, even this self-aggrandising bollocks is invented. As if anyone non-authorised could get close to the dublin messiah in 2007. And yes of course anyone with criticisms of bono is by definition an anarchist, an crazy - not the bloke who in that interview deigned to compare himself to and appropriate Seamus Heaney. (And that phrase make bono history was around years before 2007 btw).
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  17. ViolentPanda

    ViolentPanda Hardly getting over it.

    3 of them (Mullen, Evans and Hewson). Clayton was more interested in smoking weed.
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  18. Idris2002

    Idris2002 the liberation forces make movies of their own

    I've run into Clayton's parents a couple of times in Mayo over the years, they apparently take a dim view of the Bono fellow.

    One of my cousins plays the violin on this one (but she's not in the video):

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  19. ViolentPanda

    ViolentPanda Hardly getting over it.

    The late and great Stuart Adamson, who was actually quite close to Dave Evans (The Edge), apparently used to tease him by asking "what's it like working with an arsehole on legs?". :)
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  20. Casually Red

    Casually Red tomorrow belongs to me

    what type of Dublin.. has a latin nickname...Bono how does that happen . When you make it up for yourself, thats how . Bono vox. The dick .
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  21. Casually Red

    Casually Red tomorrow belongs to me

    on the subject of hanging he was outraged at the hanging of Saddam Hussein on the sole grounds that the ones that did it were wearing leather jackets that made them look like ....Serbians...:eek::eek:...:facepalm:, according to Bono . Theres so much wrong in that analysis, not least the fact it was the fault of his 2 genocidal mates who destroyed a nation..its hard to know were to begin .

    so middle eastern hangmen should have better fashion sense, look less menacing, and
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  22. Idris2002

    Idris2002 the liberation forces make movies of their own

    The name was picked from a shop that sold hearing aids under the name "Bona Vox". It's still there, just off O'Connell street.
  23. Idris2002

    Idris2002 the liberation forces make movies of their own

    This makes my brain hurt.
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  24. alsoknownas

    alsoknownas some bloke

    :D Fair play.
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  25. spliff

    spliff New Member

    ((((sting)))) :(
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  26. Gingerman

    Gingerman Is a great bunch of lads.....

    Imagine if the shop was called something like Cunty Vox :hmm:
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  27. spliff

    spliff New Member

    Or Surgical Appliances.
    We might know him now as 'Abdominal Belt'
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  28. eatmorecheese

    eatmorecheese massaged in hot chocolate

  29. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

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  30. Chilli.s

    Chilli.s Well-Known Member

    Similar thing happened to me at the supermarket. Too much shopping, thought the boot was closed, got home and it had opened! Oh the life of an international rock star.
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