MAFSUK 2024

[Saffy]

Amy in full funeral dress, hat and veil made me lol.

 

[Looby]

Amy in full funeral dress, hat and veil made me lol.

Yeah it was great.

 

[Epona]

That was fairly epic tbf, very classic funeral hat with mesh veil thing too, it didn't leave anyone guessing which way she was going to go (except for Luke perhaps).

 

[Mrs Miggins]

I think her outfit was fabulous. She looked amazing (despite the pumped up lips and frozen face).

I think Luke has serious self esteem issues or just doesn’t know who he is himself. He therefore tries to be what he thinks other people want him to be and that’s always going to come across as fake. Because it is. I think there could be a great person in there if only he could figure out who that is.

 

[wtfftw]

I'm trying to remember. Did Polly and Adam have sex on their honeymoon as the first time or was it the wedding night?

I wouldn't class a wedding night shag as leading Polly on particularly, that's just showing commitment to the experiment. and then he didn't really want to after that so /shrug


Funny how his early insensitivity is nothing in the face of her self absorbed validation seeking lashing out ness.

 

[Epona]

I'm trying to remember. Did Polly and Adam have sex on their honeymoon as the first time or was it the wedding night?

I wouldn't class a wedding night shag as leading Polly on particularly, that's just showing commitment to the experiment. and then he didn't really want to after that so /shrug


Funny how his early insensitivity is nothing in the face of her self absorbed validation seeking lashing out ness.

She said 3 times, the first was on their wedding night.
Then they were "intimate" (god I hate that PG rated OK for Telly way of saying they shagged) a lot further in.

 

[Epona]

I mean it's not something I personally have an issue with, this might be a bit TMI but I do have a high sex drive and I don't (or at least didn't when I wasn't in a monogamous relationship, ofc!) need to feel that connected with someone in an emotional way to enjoy having a shag - but also that's not for everyone, and I realise that some people, probably even moreso in the hothouse of MAFS, might take that as being a sign of interest and attraction.

 

[Saffy]

Polly and Adam are bonkers. The way Adam made her pasta and shop bought sauce and she went all giddy. I mean what?

'Is this romantic?' he says...

It's dinner?!

 

[May Kasahara]

Sasha's hair

 

[Saffy]

Luke said what???
He's such a that!

 

[Epona]

Oh bollocks, I'm sitting here watching some old shit on another channel instead of watching this shit.
I'll be following on +1
Didn't realise the time.

 

[Saffy]

The way Holly holds her wine glass and takes a drink really annoys me.
I think I need a break from these people.

 

[May Kasahara]

They're all cunts, let's be honest. Experts included.

 

[May Kasahara]

Charlie is okay. I could probably go for a drink with her.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

There’s ANOTHER EPISODE?! They’re going to go over this shit AGAIN?!

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Luke said what???
He's such a that!

I know right?? Fuck me, mate

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Sasha's hair

 

[Epona]

Also if we're discussing sartorial decisions:

Did Luke's trousers shrink in the wash?

 

[Epona]

OMG Luke said that?

(I am an hour behind)

Fuck sake

 

[Mrs Miggins]

They're all cunts, let's be honest. Experts included.

They’ve never looked quite so pointless as they have tonight
“Well Polly’s quite angry and hurt isn’t she?”

No fucking shit, Mel

 

[May Kasahara]

Innit. And desperately trying to spin some kind of possible unresolved potential out of situations where two people plainly hate each other.

 

[Epona]

Nathan's jacket is brilliantly bonkers, I'm expecting him to pull a rabbit out of a hat and a string of flags out of his sleeve

 

[Epona]

So much toxicity, this isn't enjoyable viewing now, it's just cringe and embarrassment for everyone involved

 

[May Kasahara]

Yeah, it would be nice to see the 'spurts hold their hands up and say "wow, you know what, we really fucked up letting any of you people on TV in the first place, let alone trying to weld you together".

 

[Epona]

I'm still struggling with what Luke allegedly said/wrote - that is OK in the context of a respectful sexual relationship if it's an accepted and consensual part of that relationship to make that sort of comment as a form of flirtation or foreplay, it is absolutely not acceptable to say it outside of that circumstance and might constitute sexual harassment - and maybe if he's been coming out with that sort of stuff all along off camera, it might well go a long way to explain why Amy has been so prickly with him.

 

[Epona]

Oh Kieran, what are you doing, stop moving your mouth.
No need to reveal that.

I am too invested in this bollocks, I need to get out more.

 

[Everything Goes]

I intend to catch up with some old seasons of MAFSUK, which ones were the best or shall I just start with Season 1 if available?

 

[Epona]

Am I imagining it, or do both Kieran and Caspar now have hairdos that are starting to look a bit like Adam's shit pudding basin cut?
WTF is going on?

 

[Everything Goes]

Luke said what???
He's such a that!

Luke saying something highly inappropriate seems to be his err normal behaviour. It was one his more bizarre comments however.

 

[Everything Goes]

Am I imagining it, or do both Kieran and Caspar now have hairdos that are starting to look a bit like Adam's shit pudding basin cut?
WTF is going on?

That and the split hem jeans thing...