M25 J7

[chainsaw cat]

Well, I am posting from the slip on at J7 where I have moved less than 90 yards since 0755 this morning.

If only I'd got that 500cc bike when I had the chance.

Although it would be hard to get the laptop out in a traffic jam on that.

If you are setting off on a journey down these parts - don't.

Just don't.

 

[quimcunx]

If you are setting off on a journey down these parts - don't.

Just don't.

they won't be. Urbanistas* live in zone 2 and travel by tube, bus and bike.

You have misread your audience.




*Just made that up. I like it.

 

[5t3IIa]

Hi. I'm just talking about how much i hate you

 

[chainsaw cat]

they won't be. Urbanistas* live in zone 2 and travel by tube, bus and bike.

You have misread your audience.




*Just made that up. I like it.

It's good. i was tinkering, in my word workshop, with 'Urbanetics' for the philosopy of U75. Urbanistas practice Urbanetics.


Hhmm. This is very very dull and my battery has 42 mins.

 

[chainsaw cat]

Hi. I'm just talking about how much i hate you

Is it the pink gingham shirt? It makes a lot of people very angry.

 

[quimcunx]

Hi. I'm just talking about how much i hate you

Ooh. Who with?

 

[quimcunx]

Is it the pink gingham shirt? It makes a lot of people very angry.

Because it's not pink!

 

[chainsaw cat]

Ooh. Who with?

No one. She's muttering to herself.

 

[chainsaw cat]

Because it's not pink!

I'll do a poll.

 

[cybertect]

[tries to work out whether a laptop is a handheld communications device]

 

[chainsaw cat]

Well, that was then and this is now... just done an average of 1.2mph for the last fuckofalongway, and gave up. Clackett Lane Services, free wifi and a burger.

Blololcks to driving ever ever again.

 

[5t3IIa]

Got a numb bum?

 

[Geri]

R5 reporter says she has been stuck in a queue for 5 hours.

Similar queues in Bristol as some bloke is about to jump off the Avonmouth bridge, so they have closed the motorway.

 

[chainsaw cat]

R5 reporter says she has been stuck in a queue for 5 hours.

Similar queues in Bristol as some bloke is about to jump off the Avonmouth bridge, so they have closed the motorway.

That's stupid, they could take him out with a rifle.

Yes I am a tad uncomfy 5T3IIa. Even my nice posh work car feels a bit crapulous after about 8 hours in one day.

FFS.

Small red circle with bared teeth.

 

[chainsaw cat]

Right.

Burger et, 47 Espressos and a proplus (I think that adds up to a class A?).

Back to the tarmac strip of hell.

 

[5t3IIa]

Good luck. Sounds horrible tbh.

 

[chainsaw cat]

Good luck. Sounds horrible tbh.

I have some loud music to play.

What an old codger I am

What an old codger I am

I may turn into a Boll Weevil, and creep up on you with my Beef Jerky hahahahahaha......

 

[kittyP]

Having left south Wales at 9.45am on Wednesday we were still trying to get out of the Stains area and home to SW9 at 5pm due to the M25 being closed between J14 and 12!!
We got home after 6.

I feel you pain!

It should have only taken us about 3 1/2 - 4 hrs

 

[chainsaw cat]

Got home a few minutes ago.

eta I did stop for some chips.

That was about the worst day of driving I have ever had and next time, I will use my personal teleporter.

Hang the electricity bill.

 

[5t3IIa]

Yay! Need a butt massage? External?

 

[chainsaw cat]

Yay! Need a butt massage? External?

Yes I do.


Yes.

That would be a good start.

 

[5t3IIa]

Stand in a lit room with the curtains open and give yourself one

 

[chainsaw cat]

Stand in a lit room with the curtains open and give yourself one

I just did that. They threw me out of the chippy.

 

[ajk]

It's good. i was tinkering, in my word workshop, with 'Urbanetics' for the philosopy of U75. Urbanistas practice Urbanetics.


Hhmm. This is very very dull and my battery has 42 mins.

Urbonics?