lyrics...just check them out please.

[privatecaller]

Surely if you believed enough in your work, you'd be willing to rap it on YouTube?

i do and i've been told to by quite a few people so i will but not yet as my mic IS actually broken lol. and you lot won't hear about it when i do

 

[cliche guevara]

i do and i've been told to by quite a few people so i will but not yet as my mic IS actually broken lol. and you lot won't hear about it when i do

That's not very optimistic is it? I'd have thought you'd want it to be popular and everyone to hear it?

 

[killer b]

i see no-one's yet taken the opportunity to express pc's rhymes in the form of a graph or a pie chart.

 

[skyscraper101]

privatecaller and his 'homie' yesterday:

 

[privatecaller]

u wnna see a pic of me? no problem..

http://i5.tinypic.com/71brc0h.jpg

dats me at 6ft 18 stone, now im 19 stone and more ripped,yeah im bald down to drug use so what.yeah i got a big ass REAL silver 925 chain,so what,yeah i live in a rich house so what,im a post yahll pics in a week and get your opinions.

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

Well, I'd started out blazing it, shooting from the hip,
Had all these wiggy, urban types hanging off my shit.
Cos my rhyme's so fresh and my message most wanted,
Then I was told off by the Ed, so now I gotta get blunted.
See, rapping is my business and rhyming is my pleasure,
Now I'm off down to the sandpit, to search for buried treasure.

 

[Structaural]

19 stone? you must have one fat arse

 

[g force]

If that's a "rich house" my place must be worth a frickin' mint!

 

[skyscraper101]

 

[cuban pete]

can you swap the big ass chain for a horse collar in the next picture?

 

[cliche guevara]

If that's you then i will eat my own shit.

 

[DotCommunist]

can you swap the big ass chain for a horse collar in the next picture?

wheres the hyphen in that statement 'a big ass-chain'?

 

[cliche guevara]

wheres the hyphen in that statement 'a big ass-chain'?

My Hobby

 

[DotCommunist]

My Hobby

it pops into my head every time. Specially in conversations

 

[Roadkill]

takes an overdraft of millions to hold us back

 

[Wintermute]

My name's Wintermute an'
Verbal bullets I'm shootin
Causin' enemies harm
Cos I'm straight outta Cla'ham
Posting rhymes on the interweb
Disregardin' what mummy said
About strangers and perverts
And men in floral shirts
Cos they wanna touch my willy
Which just seems silly
Although I've heard that they'll pay
For such services, yo
Like sucking their toe
Err.. skank bitch ho
Motherfucker

 

[purves grundy]

thread of the month

 

[privatecaller]

then ure going to have to eat your own shit as someone i know from BL knows it's me.

 

[rollinder]

kittens anyone?

 

[cliche guevara]

then ure going to have to eat your own shit as someone i know from BL knows it's me.

I don't care how many of your little buddies come on here and say that it's definately you, I'm saying it's definately not. If it was, you should be ashamed of your spelling and grammar, for being a middle aged man who thinks he's "gangsta", and not to mention your blatant racist, sexist, violence-condoning language.

 

[privatecaller]

im 19. not middle aged.fool.why is it not me exactly, add me on msn n watch it be me then im a watch u eat ure own shit.

 

[_pH_]

im 19. not middle aged.fool.why is it not me exactly, add me on msn n watch it be me then im a watch u eat ure own shit.

Errrr, in English, please?

 

[cliche guevara]

im 19. not middle aged.fool.why is it not me exactly, add me on msn n watch it be me then im a watch u eat ure own shit.

So you are just an angry teen then? Either way you were destined to fail

 

[paulhackett]

u wnna see a pic of me? no problem..

http://i5.tinypic.com/71brc0h.jpg

what,yeah i live in a rich house so what,im a post yahll pics in a week and get your opinions.

sorry - has this morphed into a foxtons thread? what do you think this is? an estate agents forum?

 

[mauvais]

I'll have a go at rapping again, if that helps.

 

[privatecaller]

nope im not angry im laughing.

 

[Lisarocket]

im 19. not middle aged.fool.why is it not me exactly, add me on msn n watch it be me then im a watch u eat ure own shit.

Because in the pic you look like a man who's shaving his head because he's going bald?

Just a suggestion, like

 

[cliche guevara]

nope im not angry im laughing.

And you're a racist, as you're clearly white and using the "N" word.

 

[ViolentPanda]

im 19. not middle aged.fool.why is it not me exactly, add me on msn n watch it be me then im a watch u eat ure own shit.

If that's you can you answer a question, please?

Is it painful having a pointy-head like a traffic cone?

BTW, your "lyrics" sound like the sort of stuff schoolboys write. It was great when Ice Cube, Ice T et al were doing it in the 1980s, back around the time your dad was throwing a quick'un up your mum, but it's a bit tired here in 2007. You need a new angle, or you need not to bother. I mean, even So Solid wrote better lyrics, and they sucked dog arse.

 

[ViolentPanda]

And you're a racist, as you're clearly white and using the "N" word.

Maybe he's got a touch of Ali.G-itis?