lyrics...just check them out please.

[Bonfirelight]

lmao like i said it was to express myself,calm down and have fun,bonfire ya funny,but i was told this forum wasn't full of flamers,but no worries i'm not getting hurt over internet people's flames.

fair enough, it's a harsh business and i don't blame you for not wanting in.

Looks like i'm gonna have to offer Steven Segal that contract after all..

 

[privatecaller]

lol i've actually had to unsubscribe to this thread as i can't be bothered reading my inbox every minute.

 

[ohmyliver]

 

[isvicthere?]

on top of that my bank charging me 60 for an overdraft,i said woman don't play with me this ain't no laugh/this ain't a simple matter,somebodies brains gone get splattered/?

She must be really shitting it from the distance of her call centre in Mumbai!

 

[DotCommunist]

lmao like i said it was to express myself,calm down and have fun,bonfire ya funny,but i was told this forum wasn't full of flamers,but no worries i'm not getting hurt over internet people's flames.

whoever told you that was full of shit. Thing is the language of most mainstream hip-hop, and largely the sentiments expressed within it run contrary to the attitudes of 90% of posters here (this is all just my own speculation and theorising obviously)
Posters tend to find this sort of stuff a)ridiculouse b)downright offensive

There are exceptions of course (see the NWA thread among others).

 

[rekil]

This is my favourite bit, in amongst all the bitches, hos, stabbings etc, you get: "so i told abbey national you got 10 days then im out"

Menace 2 A Building Society.

 

[Pieface]

You had a bit of a crap day yesterday didn't you?

so night to yah'll if only i could go back a week i'd change it all,im smoking menthol,as i write this,wondering if anybody gonna bite this.

they will totally bite this on here

Bonfire - Steven Segal is a massive massive wanker. True story.

 

[privatecaller]

lol well i was lied to then! i'm just finding it pretty funny bit of an over-reaction.and yes my day yesterday was total shite.

 

[paulhackett]

Why call a gun Dave, srsly.

It's because everyone called Dave is a twat (and if I could link it I would)

 

[Bonfirelight]

Bonfire - Steven Segal is a massive massive wanker. True story.

Note to self - Can we get William Shatner to record a track criticising the Halifax mortgage transfer fees?

 

[Dubversion]

absolute infantile toss.

PJ & Duncan had better flow.

dumbass

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

just say what you think and read my statement above,can anyone improve it?

rubbish. yep.

or even better

 

[Structaural]

lol well i was lied to then! i'm just finding it pretty funny bit of an over-reaction.and yes my day yesterday was total shite.

It's the sexism that causes the problems, they'd probably let you off the incredible gun festish.

 

[Idaho]

lmao like i said it was to express myself,calm down and have fun,bonfire ya funny,but i was told this forum wasn't full of flamers,but no worries i'm not getting hurt over internet people's flames.

In what way are you expressing yourself? You are just writing down a convieniently rhyming series of cliches.

 

[8ball]

I think the issue with the flow is that it's hard to discern from the way it's written down.

Perhaps a video of the rap posted on Youtube would help us all out a bit.

 

[Chairman Meow]

Surely the OP is on the wind-up? I mean those lyrics can't be for real, can they?

 

[privatecaller]

haahah yeah you'd love that 8ball ,take the piss even more,noooo chance mate.

 

[DotCommunist]

Note to self - Can we get William Shatner to record a track criticising the Halifax mortgage transfer fees?

'Who fucks you over? who? Who?'

 

[Hulaloop]

Menace 2 A Building Society.

He should Rob Da Bank

 

[rekil]

Well I like the idea of ranting about the injustice of bank charges so there. And giving guns names like Dave could revolutionise the arms industry.

 

[ohmyliver]

He should Rob Da Bank

takes an overdraft of millions to hold us back

 

[isvicthere?]

How many people have you killed?

"my kill counts 11"

Either:-

a) PC arrives at this number to make a convenient rhyme with "Heaven".

Or:-

b) PC has actually killed eleven people.

I'm betting on "a".

 

[Pieface]

lolzer

 

[Dubversion]

Well I like the idea of ranting about the injustice of bank charges so there. And giving guns names like Dave could revolutionise the arms industry.

"My Dave weighs a ton.. "

"It was a good day.. didn't even need to use my Julian"

 

[cliche guevara]

Privatecaller, how old are you?

 

[isvicthere?]

"My Dave weighs a ton.. "

"It was a good day.. didn't even need to use my Julian"

"Every time I pull my Araminta off the shelf".

 

[editor]

i appreciate feedback,bad or good.but not flames.

I've given you good feedback: stop writing third rate clichéd drivel about 'niggaz' and 'bitches' and try writing something original, fresh and intelligent about your life (or something else that hasn't been done better a million times before).

The advice people are giving you on this thread is generally rather good too. I hope you're big enough to take their criticism onboard.

 

[editor]

haahah yeah you'd love that 8ball ,take the piss even more,noooo chance mate.

Surely if you believed enough in your work, you'd be willing to rap it on YouTube?

 

[Chairman Meow]

Surely if you believed enough in your work, you'd be willing to rap it on YouTube?

Oh yes please!

 

[rekil]

"My Dave weighs a ton.. "

"It was a good day.. didn't even need to use my Julian"

I've got my Kevin sawed off.
I've got my headlights turned off.
etc