Andrew Hertford
Chocolate Jesus
A lot of pompous shitheads are funny, including that one.

The cornerboys pissed me off especially. All this male bravado and posturing, just depresses you.
i liked to think he literally meant cats and his brain had just gone off on some crazy pcp tangent
you just don't understand it cos you can't relate. where i'm from, that's life, man.
have you ever been into a local government office full of clerical officers tho!!!I thought you were a clerical officer in a local government office in SE England.

I thought you were a clerical officer in a local government office in SE England.

I thought you were a clerical officer in a local government office in SE England.
have you ever been into a local government office full of clerical officers tho!!!![]()
WHAT? chico please tell me this isn't true, you do live on the cold philly streets pushing pcp don't you

A lot of pompous shitheads are funny, including that one.
you just don't understand it cos you can't relate. where i'm from, that's life, man.

wot, Upper-Holloway?![]()

wot, Upper-Holloway?![]()
I was in Philadelphia yesterday. I liked the place.

Didn't see any Reds, but the place is stuffed full of fiddly-diddly "We're really Oirish and related to the McMurphys, oh yes, begorrah, top of the morning to you, Blarney stones and leprechauns" bars.
It was like being in a Kilburn theme park.
"Murphy man"? What's that all about then?

It was like being in a Kilburn theme park.
yea, but I reckon that's just the parts that Reds doesn't control.
"I ain't shaking your hand, I don't wanna shake your hand, this ain't a friendly city"
i thought that was a cool line. I'll have to remember that for next time some tourist asks me directions.
Actually, it reminds me of one time I was with a mate of mine and someone we met casually enquired to my mate "so, what do you do?" to which he replied "I mind my own business, you should try it sometime"
nice!![]()

Wah Phili be cool yo!
What dopey hoody chav cock did you crawl out of?

my friend knows the corner where Reds hangs out, let me know if you go and I can hook you up
