London Clubs VIP insanity

Discussion in 'London and the South East' started by not-bono-ever, Jun 2, 2017.

  1. not-bono-ever

    not-bono-ever Literally over the moon

    London clubs

    For some odd reason, i stumbled onto a site that facilitates *VIP* access to clubs in that London. Have a pootle through this if you have never been to any of these places before

    £1000 min spend for most gaffs on the list

    Here is the price list for Chinawhite/Libertines champers

  2. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    for comparison

  3. not-bono-ever

    not-bono-ever Literally over the moon

    +15% service charge obvs
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  4. bromley

    bromley ...isn't as good as Lewisham.

    What happens if the person serving drops the bottle?
  5. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    Designed for friendless, gormless and gullible rich people to be relieved of their cash while they can bask in the hollow glory of their VIP exclusiveness.

    Much further down the scale, the 'VIP guestlist' or "VIP quick access" bullshit has proved a neat way for clubs to extract a bit more cash from people desperate to feel a bit more special than anyone else. The most tragic are the pathetic little roped off areas that people pay extra to sit in.
    ohmyliver, telbert, Numbers and 3 others like this.
  6. DaveCinzano


    I love how the magnums (150c) are massively overpriced in comparison to the already massively overpriced regular bottles (75c) :cool:
    Bahnhof Strasse, Eggby and pogofish like this.
  7. DaveCinzano


    Spontaneous outbreak of braying?
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  8. Sirena

    Sirena Don't monkey with the buzzsaw

    You would think that, at £11500 a big bottle, they could spell Dom Perignon correctly...
  9. rubbershoes

    rubbershoes not the only raver in the village

    What year is the Dom Perignon? The 1978 was excellent but I doubt there's any left
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  10. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist my world is fire and blood

    I've always wondered why large champers bottles have the names of jewish kings so I asked google:
    thats a bit vague but more than I knew already so there you go.

    The club prices is half the point isn't it, making it rain like the big man with your 3k bottle of dom.
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  11. squirrelp

    squirrelp Banned Banned

  12. squirrelp

    squirrelp Banned Banned

    um, whatever floats your boat I guess. Punter psychology is certainly a little strange. I can confirm though, there's few things like hustling someone through security ahead of a queue to make people feel special. If there is someone who is indifferent to that, well I haven't met them.
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  13. joustmaster

    joustmaster offcumdun

    Its not as bad as it seems.

    You can have ten people for the £1000 minimum spend.
    And a bottle of spirits is £290. Which works out at £3.50 a shot

    £100 per person for a long night in a fancy club like that isn't awful.
  14. Athos

    Athos Well-Known Member

    Is it? There's 30 25ml measures in a bottle of spirit, so, at almost £300 a bottle, it's about £20 for a double, without the cost of a mixer!
  15. Athos

    Athos Well-Known Member

    For their £100, each person would get four drinks over the long night in this fancy club! Sounds awful to me.
  16. joustmaster

    joustmaster offcumdun

    There's 35 drinks. Not 30.
    These places usually include mixers.
    I did the maths wrong. It's just over ten drinks for your £100.

    For £100 each they are getting more than one bottle in the table.
  17. Callie

    Callie Pivoting

    It'd be bloody hilarious if they were actually serving knock off champers - giant fancy looking bottles of babycham/perry type stuff :D
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  18. mather

    mather Well-Known Member

    Honestly, why does anyone bother with clubs (posh or not) these days? They always end up being shit and a waste of money. When I was younger I thought they were great and spent most weekend at them but looking back I wish I did other stuff instead, like travelling.
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  19. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan Sub-Sub-Librarian

    Cos they play music to dance to
    BigTom likes this.
  20. pinkmonkey

    pinkmonkey 2.4 hour party person

    you could meet somebody, who really loves you...
    Ol Nick likes this.
  21. mrs quoad

    mrs quoad Elephants think I’m cute #brap

    I successfully combined the two - resulting in 9 months squatting in a deserted hotel complex (these days an Aldi) whilst working as an Ibizan drag queen. Thumbs.
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  22. Monkeygrinder's Organ

    Monkeygrinder's Organ Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager

    I wish I'd spent more time getting wankered in clubs tbh. Although in hindsight I'd have stuck to my guns whenever someone tried to push me into going to some shitty chart dance club.

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