Local Newspaper Headlines!

Discussion in 'UK politics, current affairs and news' started by Onslow, Aug 10, 2006.

  1. el-ahrairah

    el-ahrairah forward communism, forward gerbils!

    Was it Bill Bryson who wrote at length about the glorious incomprehensability of local newspaper headlines, quoteing his favourite "Letter Box Rapist Strikes Again"...
     
  2. killer b

    killer b Nostrofuckingdamus

  3. DaveCinzano

    DaveCinzano WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!

    It wasn't stuck, he was just steeping it for five minutes like a true tea lover.
     
  4. DJ Squelch

    DJ Squelch King Of Insides

  5. claphamboy

    claphamboy The wheels on the bus go round and round....

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  6. T & P

    T & P |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

  7. killer b

    killer b Nostrofuckingdamus

  8. Mrs Magpie

    Mrs Magpie On a bit of break...

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  9. Citizen66

    Citizen66 splash the cistern

    Not a headline as such but a title over a letter in the Whitby Gazette -'tips for catching crabs!'

    Would upload a scan but can't do images with my tablet.
     
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  10. DaveCinzano

    DaveCinzano WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!

    In tribute to the Prestwich Advertisier, which has been shut down:

     
  11. eatmorecheese

    eatmorecheese Be who you needed when you were younger

  12. killer b

    killer b Nostrofuckingdamus

  13. T & P

    T & P |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

    ^ Fucking brilliant :D
     
  14. DaveCinzano

    DaveCinzano WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!

  15. Onket

    Onket Je suis [CONTENT REMOVED]

  16. Voley

    Voley Ramoner

    :D
     
  17. MooChild

    MooChild Made of Straw

    Sandwell Chronicle 4th Oct 2012

    Hazards of Wheelie Bins.
    Accident and emergency staff treated three people for accidents involving wheelie bins in a year, including a 68 year old woman who fell into one. Sandwell and West Birmingham Hospitals NHS Trust, which runs Sandwell, City and Rowley Regis hospitals, said the woman lost her footing and fell into the bin. A 39 year old man went to A&E after a bin ran over his foot, and a 42 year old man was hit by a bin weighing four and a half stones at work, leaving him with chest pain.
     
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  18. paddockloyal

    paddockloyal Well-Known Member

    If you like this sort of thing you may enjoy the regular viz tweets which usually begin "It's all kicking off in..."

    https://twitter.com/vizcomic
     
  19. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp!

    Yep :D

    Also 'crap beer gardens' is a joy
     
  20. killer b

    killer b Nostrofuckingdamus

  21. Citizen66

    Citizen66 splash the cistern

  22. killer b

    killer b Nostrofuckingdamus

    whoever does the posters at the LEP is a genius. most days there's one to lol at...
     
  23. bi0boy

    bi0boy Power User

    I'm currently enjoying the comments section of my local rag:

    "The clowncil is being stupidly one-sided as usual, for the benefit of cyclofascists. Perhaps the reason that the taxi drivers are overranking and blocking the main carriageway is because the cyclists have provoked them into doing this. One-sided journalism and politics AS USUAL."
     
  24. Firky

    Firky The first of the gang Banned

    I had to laugh at this, coley will probably have spotted it too :D



    Cramlington is shit as well. Decent butchers and markets in Blyth though... but it is a fuckign dump, parts of it look like the projects in The Wire.
     
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  25. DaveCinzano

    DaveCinzano WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!

    I'm having that.
     
  26. neonwilderness

    neonwilderness What would Badgers do?

    A couple of colleagues are from Blyth, I'm looking forward to a bit of office trolling about this when they are in tomorrow :D

    It's even worse over the river, Cambois is like something from The Hills Have Eyes :hmm:
     
  27. coley

    coley Well-Known Member

     
  28. coley

    coley Well-Known Member

    SE Northumberland, desolation city, you expect to see Kurt Russell lurking in the doorways
     
  29. coley

    coley Well-Known Member

    Seems the NT are well worth a visit;)
     

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