Local Newspaper Headlines!

Discussion in 'UK politics, current affairs and news' started by Onslow, Aug 10, 2006.

  1. billy_bob

    billy_bob contents may have settled during transit

    It's hard to conceive of any additional useful information about that story that could be gained by actually reading the article.

    e2a: This one is slightly less informative:

    No title

    By BRIAN TILLEY
     
    rollinder likes this.
  2. Ponyutd

    Ponyutd Greebo likes this....r.i.p.

  3. twentythreedom

    twentythreedom Patterdale Terrorist R.I.P.

    I'm looking forward to my forthcoming appearance in the local rags :)
     
  4. claphamboy

    claphamboy The wheels on the bus go round and round....

    What are you in court for? :hmm:
     
  5. Dan U

    Dan U Boompty

    The pic is on an old phone, but 'reigate invaded by giant spiders' is a favourite of mine
     
    rollinder likes this.
  6. miniGMgoit

    miniGMgoit OverWeightUnderAchiever

    The NT News must win this thread.
    Here's some choice ones from our only state paper:
    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]
    More to follow
     
    Tom A, Voley, rollinder and 2 others like this.
  7. miniGMgoit

    miniGMgoit OverWeightUnderAchiever

  8. miniGMgoit

    miniGMgoit OverWeightUnderAchiever

  9. miniGMgoit

    miniGMgoit OverWeightUnderAchiever

    [​IMG]
    [​IMG][​IMG]
    [​IMG]

    I can't find my personal favorite of, "Horny Roo Stalks Women"
     
    Tom A, rollinder and claphamboy like this.
  10. Dan U

    Dan U Boompty

    Thread won!
     
  11. claphamboy

    claphamboy The wheels on the bus go round and round....

    Indeed, a clear winner. :D

    I can't even work out which is my favourite one, I can only get it down to four!

    EDIT: OK, I'll go with the flying dildo one, but ONLY because it's such a tease with "....and wait until you hear where it came from". :D :D

    The 3 runner-ups: horny emu, complete tosser & Kevin the ghost. :D
     
  12. Mrs Magpie

    Mrs Magpie On a bit of break...

    My favourite is still
    Rihanna not coming to Morecambe

    because it just encapsulates a local paper's everyday concerns. Also it got the biggest laughs around the Magpie Mews kitchen table which is a reliable barometer of local everyday concerns if there ever was one.
     
    Tom A, el-ahrairah, Voley and 2 others like this.
  13. miniGMgoit

    miniGMgoit OverWeightUnderAchiever

    The thing is, it's every day. These are just chosen at random. Everyday they have something like that on the front. The paper is legendary and totally bizarre. I started a scrap book when I first moved here but it was pointless as I found myself wanting to keep nearly everything.
     
  14. miniGMgoit

    miniGMgoit OverWeightUnderAchiever

  15. vivid2012

    vivid2012 Banned

    Nice thread for sure.
     
  16. claphamboy

    claphamboy The wheels on the bus go round and round....

    :D Sham it's owned by Murdoch. :mad:

    The answer to "....and wait until you hear where it came from" doesn't actually surprise me, but it's nice to know!

    :facepalm: :D
     
    rollinder likes this.
  17. killer b

    killer b Nostrofuckingdamus

  18. zoooo

    zoooo zero tolerance for walkers

    Nooo. That one made me cry when I read it. :(
     
  19. billy_bob

    billy_bob contents may have settled during transit

    It's ok, they were all addressed to Gracie Fields and extremely sexually aggressive.
     
    Spanky Longhorn and zoooo like this.
  20. bi0boy

    bi0boy Power User

  21. claphamboy

    claphamboy The wheels on the bus go round and round....

  22. Sasaferrato

    Sasaferrato Grateful for what I have.

    Is that all? I can remember the tail back to the top of the hill coming from the South.
     
  23. idumea

    idumea no war but the bass war R.I.P.

    KEIGHLEY STILL SAFE PLACE TO LIVE; DESPITE KILLINGS.

    No joke.
     
    May Kasahara and jakethesnake like this.
  24. I did a massive mushroom and acid bender with a mate of mine one time... a totally epic session. Any how, the next day the billboard outside the local newsagents said BRAVE EXETER BOY'S TRIP. We were well chuffed (the actual story was about some worthy expedition to Africa).
     
  25. killer b

    killer b Nostrofuckingdamus

    [​IMG]
     
    Me76 likes this.
  26. soonplus

    soonplus @ autodespair

    this one amused recetly:
    [​IMG]
     
    Tom A and _angel_ like this.
  27. claphamboy

    claphamboy The wheels on the bus go round and round....

    Who the fuck is this Terry chap? :confused:
     
  28. Espresso

    Espresso Well-Known Member

    I want to go and live in wherever The Northern Territory News is from.
     
  29. claphamboy

    claphamboy The wheels on the bus go round and round....

    It's a Murdoch rag. :(
     
  30. er, the Northern Territory?
     

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice