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claphamboy

The wheels on the bus go round and round....
Indeed, a clear winner. :D

I can't even work out which is my favourite one, I can only get it down to four!

EDIT: OK, I'll go with the flying dildo one, but ONLY because it's such a tease with "....and wait until you hear where it came from". :D :D

The 3 runner-ups: horny emu, complete tosser & Kevin the ghost. :D
 

Mrs Magpie

On a bit of break...
My favourite is still
Rihanna not coming to Morecambe

because it just encapsulates a local paper's everyday concerns. Also it got the biggest laughs around the Magpie Mews kitchen table which is a reliable barometer of local everyday concerns if there ever was one.
 

miniGMgoit

OverWeightUnderAchiever
Thread won!
Indeed, a clear winner. :D

I can't even work out which is my favourite one, I can only get it down to four!

EDIT: OK, I'll go with the flying dildo one, but ONLY because it's such a tease with "....and wait until you hear where it came from". :D :D

The 3 runner-ups: horny emu, complete tosser & Kevin the ghost. :D
The thing is, it's every day. These are just chosen at random. Everyday they have something like that on the front. The paper is legendary and totally bizarre. I started a scrap book when I first moved here but it was pointless as I found myself wanting to keep nearly everything.
 

claphamboy

The wheels on the bus go round and round....
The thing is, it's every day. These are just chosen at random. Everyday they have something like that on the front. The paper is legendary and totally bizarre. I started a scrap book when I first moved here but it was pointless as I found myself wanting to keep nearly everything.
:D Sham it's owned by Murdoch. :mad:

The answer to "....and wait until you hear where it came from" doesn't actually surprise me, but it's nice to know!

Entertainment for Peter Rolih’s pre-wedding buck’s party was inspired by that famous scene of the woman expelling the ping pong balls in the comedy film The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. But this time the projectiles were not little celluloid objects but something rather more solid. And when the scantily clad exotic dancer performed her party trick – shooting dildos at the guests from her private parts, best man Darwin architect Jure Skumavc, 31, found himself in the firing line. As the Rupert Murdoch owned Northern Territory News reports this morning, Mr Skumavc was injured by the bullet-shaped, pink, sex toy – measuring about 12cm in length.

Mr Skumavc was still sporting a scar on his forehead at Mr Rolih’s wedding nearly three weeks after being dinged by the artificial dong. The darting dildo drama unfolded on December 28 in a rented two-bedroom unit in Brisbane..

More...Crikey blog
:facepalm: :D
 
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