Discussion in 'UK politics, current affairs and news' started by Onslow, Aug 10, 2006.
Drunk joyrides digger down street before falling out into a bush
I can relate to that, although the cops appeared within minutes of the JCB being fired up, and before we made it onto a public road.
Production line halted after man films himself 'urinating on peas'
Mouldy beans from Asda wrecked my son's 21st birthday meal
(from the SE London 'News Shopper' - report on Saturday's Welling United 0 - 3 Bath City)
If you see someone on their hands and knees licking lichen on the footpath there's an explanation.
Police say these witnesses were playing in the neighborhood when the crash happened and dutifully provided police with drawings to help aid them in their suspect search.
People in Sunderland warned to stop defecating in the street
The cake thief: Guilty Labrador tucked into lemon drizzle cake entry at country show
I'm at work, but how can I not click on this...
Huge pile of manure with signs saying 'the landlord is f---ing my wife' appears outside country pub
Couple have to stay up until 5am to stop slugs invading their home
I am disappointed by the lack of photo, showing them pointing at a slug.
Fish seller says police broke into van after mistaking the smell of seafood for a rotting human body | Daily Mail Online
See I'm not so unusual in having an indoor slug and snail problem
Man denied stealing workman's jacket - before walking out of his flat wearing it
Thick twat, and here's another one - Smoker landed with £870 bill after dropping cigarette end in Hove -
If she hadn't given false details, and paid the fixed penalty of £75, she would have saved herself £795.
but if she gave false info (fake name and address i'm assuming), how did they find her?
I guess they got her via CCTV images posted online, asking for her ID, it happens all the time.
When it comes to a local rag cocking-up, this is a classic!
'Huge drugs bust' turns out to be vegan cake mix
Well, that didn't escalate quickly...
Not a local paper but surely worthy of a mention on here....
I can't make the full copy from Twitter come up, but basically
"Volunteers polish giant's erection by hand. It will take two weeks. Pictured are a group of men concentrating on the shaft and balls"
Because you can have your cake and......
Gatwick Airport ‘drugs bust’ turns out to be piece of cake - Evening Express
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