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Thick twat, and here's another one - Smoker landed with £870 bill after dropping cigarette end in Hove -

But when she was approached by litter police asking for her name and address, she “provided false or inaccurate details”. As a result of her littering, which happened on Friday 10 May, Brighton and Hove City Council took her to court on Wednesday (7 August)

Brighton magistrates heard the case in her absence and found her guilty of providing false or inaccurate details as well as littering. Russell, of Bridge Close, Lancing, was fined £220 for each offence and ordered to pay a victim surcharge of £30 and prosecution costs of £400, making £870 in total.
If she hadn't given false details, and paid the fixed penalty of £75, she would have saved herself £795. :facepalm:
 

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Dyslexic King Cnut ... the Great.
When it comes to a local rag cocking-up, this is a classic! :D

The Devon-based Midweek Herald has issued the apology after the front page of its Cranbrook edition erroneously reported professional rugby union side Harlequins would be holding the camp at Cranbrook Rugby Football Club.

However, no such club exists in the town and Harlequins were actually holding the event at Cranbrook RFC in Kent – 206 miles away.

The error appeared on the front of the Herald’s 14 August issue, and last week an apology appeared in the paper, which is based in nearby Clyst Honiton.

https://www.holdthefrontpage.co.uk/2019/news/weekly-says-sorry-after-splashing-on-rugby-camp-200-miles-off-patch/
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