Local Newspaper Headlines!

Discussion in 'UK politics, current affairs and news' started by Onslow, Aug 10, 2006.

  1. Calamity1971

    Calamity1971 If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.

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  3. Poi E

    Poi E Well-Known Member

    She's clearly got the hump.
     
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  4. extra dry

    extra dry Happy to be here

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  5. S☼I

    S☼I campestral seneschal

    Dunno about anyone else but if I knew the press were coming round I'd empty my washer.
     
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  6. cupid_stunt

    cupid_stunt Dyslexic King Cnut ... the Great.

    Not the brightest dealer in town! :D

    Sompting man who stamped his own name into drugs is jailed - after failing to smuggle holdall of cannabis into prison

    His name is Stephen Best and he stamped 'Besti' on a number of cannabis resin bars & then turned-up for his arranged arrest with a bag containing a large quantity of cannabis to take to prison with him! :facepalm:

     
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  7. cupid_stunt

    cupid_stunt Dyslexic King Cnut ... the Great.

    A27 blocked by suitcases between Worthing and Arundel

    Headline says 'A27 blocked', opening line says 'partially blocked', middle line 'reported to be stopping traffic', and finishing line says 'traffic coping well', so which is it? :hmm:

    And, that's the whole pointless 'article', fucking useless rag. :facepalm:
     
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  8. neonwilderness

    neonwilderness What would Badgers do?

  9. Smoking kills

    Smoking kills Well-Known Member

    Kinell! That log in the foreground is basically a step ladder. Also, if my goats had escaped and caused a railway incident I wouldn't take the piss out the people I'd endangered and delayed.
    ETA the farm staff are facing redundancy. Could have been goat secondary picketing inspired by XR.
     
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  10. stuff_it

    stuff_it stirred the primordial soup

  11. Libertad

    Libertad For every Tory a lampost

  12. Yossarian

    Yossarian free shrugs

  13. cupid_stunt

    cupid_stunt Dyslexic King Cnut ... the Great.

    FFS, if it's not bad enough that she defrauded the NHS & put patient's health at risk, keeping dogs on the premises. :facepalm: :mad:

     
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  14. iona

    iona makes George Orwell look like a dalek

    Tbh having dogs in reception, and reusing perio probes and disposables, are the only things in that article or the GDC hearing report I've not seen multiple other dentists doing. (Not saying she shouldn'tve been struck off, to be clear, just this wasn't as extreme or unusual as people seem to think)

    And the endomethasone thing is baffling me coz I've seen it used up till I stopped dental nursing in 2016, it's still available to buy now and when I google "endomethasone withdrawn from use UK 2010" the only results I get are two articles and the GDC hearing from this case and a few research papers :confused:
     
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  15. cupid_stunt

    cupid_stunt Dyslexic King Cnut ... the Great.

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  16. dessiato

    dessiato Fuck Xmas baby I've got the blues

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  17. cybershot

    cybershot Well-Known Member

  18. neonwilderness

    neonwilderness What would Badgers do?

  19. extra dry

    extra dry Happy to be here

    A butterfly collector, medicinal wings surly
     
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  20. andysays

    andysays Defiantly non-premium member

    Is Butler Creek, Montana local to Yuwipi Woman?

    Bear falls asleep in wardrobe after entering home
    No mention of it eating a bowl of porridge...
     
  21. extra dry

    extra dry Happy to be here

    That goldlylocks
     
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  22. andysays

    andysays Defiantly non-premium member

  23. extra dry

    extra dry Happy to be here

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  24. Yuwipi Woman

    Yuwipi Woman Whack-A-Mole Queen

  25. andysays

    andysays Defiantly non-premium member

    Check your wardrobe anyway, just to be on the safe side...
     
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  26. Bahnhof Strasse

    Bahnhof Strasse A-wob a-bob bob

  27. S☼I

    S☼I campestral seneschal

    So it's Armed Forces Day in Cleethorpes this whole weekend (lest we forget for five fucking minutes) and though this isn't strictly headline stuff I thought it belonged here, just for the terrible ideology and even worse copy in the Grimsby Telegraph

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  28. cupid_stunt

    cupid_stunt Dyslexic King Cnut ... the Great.

  29. [62]

    [62] This week the score draws are plentiful

  30. cupid_stunt

    cupid_stunt Dyslexic King Cnut ... the Great.

    I would have pushed her back in, TBH. :D
     

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