Llantwit To Be Released - War With London Looms

[munkeeunit]

Well, I'm a 'cockney nutjob' D), and I've already reached Bristol!

So, be thankful Welsh people, 'cos if Bristol hadn't have been so cool, I'd have 'kept marching closer to you lot years ago.

Ah, yes, but celts are a clever bunch, and the secret plan is that the Welsh and Irish in particular have been quitely breeding with the Bristol / Southwesterners for the last 200 years or more, to the point where your average wurzel is more celt than English.

We are also also open to accept cockerknees into the racial mix. You are allowed to sleep with our women all you like, isn't that great. As long as you treat them nice, buy them flowers, and tell them how pretty they look.

Otherwise you'll be exiled back to where you came from

 

[Sunspots]

We are also also open to accept cockerknees into the racial mix. You are allowed to sleep with our women all you like, isn't that great.

Finally, after all these years: the permission I've been waiting for.

 

[Col_Buendia]

No dice, we stand alone

I love it! An ideologue

 

[munkeeunit]

Finally, after all these years: the permission I've been waiting for.

Don't forget the attached provisions

 

[munkeeunit]

I love it! An ideologue

Not really, those 200 yrs of quietly breeding with Wurzels to turn them into Celts stands for nought with RB's stand alone plan. A squandering of a long-term strategy could not be more completely achieved.

Maybe RB is a 5th columnist cockerknee, eh!?

 

[Sunspots]

Don't forget the attached provisions

I would, but Ann Summers is currently sold out...

 

[RubberBuccaneer]

Maybe RB is a 5th columnist cockerknee, eh!?

You take that back now!

 

[munkeeunit]

Only if you invade London and create a greater Celtic corner of equals

(damn, forgot I haven't got anyone to torture anymore for leverage, should have held onto Llantwit for a few more days.)

 

[RubberBuccaneer]

Would we have a cricket team tho?

I would stand alone but would have to bow to public opinion, what say you daughters of Rebecca ....

Do we join with the Bristols? Yes or No.

 

[RubberBuccaneer]

Only if you invade London and create a greater Celtic corner of equals

(damn, forgot I haven't got anyone to torture anymore for leverage, should have held onto Llantwit for a few more days.)

I can see cells in London rebelling, lots of Irish there!!

 

[RubberBuccaneer]

I would also force people who had Celtic tattoos who aren't to have them removed by branding, to be replaced by a Valknot.

 

[munkeeunit]

Don't see why everyone can't still have their own cricket teams. The Gloucestershire County Cricket Club is just about a 1/2 mile from my house. The Welsh are welcome to use it as a base camp during war, and we'll throw in as many free cucumber sandwiches and iced teas as you like, if that helps.

 

[llantwit]

Don't mention cricket around here. It's just not... erm, cricket.

 

[munkeeunit]

Cricket, I can take or leave it, but it keeps the real english busy for days on end, and better they are kept quietly out of the way, than umm... waging unprovoked wars against foreign countries for example.