In these changing times we need to change our behaviours.
For one thing we need to work longer to fund our pension. We also need to retire early (especialy if you are in the public sector) to facilitate job cuts. Retire early and work later/longer.
Secondly we need to put more money aside to pay for pensions and for insurance against flooding and for rising housing and transport costs, so we need to earn more. We also (especially if you are in the public sector) need to have your pay curbed (to pay for wars). So earn more on less pay.
We also need to curb our carbon footprint and drive a car.
We also need greater efficiency in public services. To achieve this we need fewer public servants. Take the fine example of the Rural Payments Agency. A few years ago the Agency was not efficient. They processed payments for farmers and farmers got their payments. Whatever you think of the system where farmers get such subsidies the fact is they got them. Then the Agency was reformed to be made more efficient. After which time farmers ceased getting their payments, farmers suffered bankruptsy, the Agency cost more money to operate and the UK Government were fined millions££ by the EU. But at least they were efficient, eh?
Now they want to make the post office more efficient like they did the railways (cost more, worse service). One way of increasing efficiency is to close the post offices.
The Government had a task force tasked with tackling social exclusion in rural areas. Their soul contribution to tackling social exclusion in rural areas was to cut the subsidy to local authorities for rural bus routes.
So retire early, work later, earn more on less pay and become efficient by costing more and fucking everything up, drive your car everywhere and curb your emmissions.
*That was a public service announcement from Groucho*
For one thing we need to work longer to fund our pension. We also need to retire early (especialy if you are in the public sector) to facilitate job cuts. Retire early and work later/longer.
Secondly we need to put more money aside to pay for pensions and for insurance against flooding and for rising housing and transport costs, so we need to earn more. We also (especially if you are in the public sector) need to have your pay curbed (to pay for wars). So earn more on less pay.
We also need to curb our carbon footprint and drive a car.
We also need greater efficiency in public services. To achieve this we need fewer public servants. Take the fine example of the Rural Payments Agency. A few years ago the Agency was not efficient. They processed payments for farmers and farmers got their payments. Whatever you think of the system where farmers get such subsidies the fact is they got them. Then the Agency was reformed to be made more efficient. After which time farmers ceased getting their payments, farmers suffered bankruptsy, the Agency cost more money to operate and the UK Government were fined millions££ by the EU. But at least they were efficient, eh?
Now they want to make the post office more efficient like they did the railways (cost more, worse service). One way of increasing efficiency is to close the post offices.
The Government had a task force tasked with tackling social exclusion in rural areas. Their soul contribution to tackling social exclusion in rural areas was to cut the subsidy to local authorities for rural bus routes.
So retire early, work later, earn more on less pay and become efficient by costing more and fucking everything up, drive your car everywhere and curb your emmissions.
*That was a public service announcement from Groucho*
