Live8

[hiccup]

I know I have discovered a deeper understanding and empathy with the people of Africa, all thanks to Live8.

 

[satsuma]

jesus, it actually looks like hell on earth

can't get over fucking bill fucking gates!

if anything at least its highlighted just how royally fucked up the world is- someone should nuke the cunts in hyde park- might be a start

 

[WasGeri]

Er, why? You been on the meths again?

You're suggesting that just because he's black, he should work in a kitchen.

 

[miss giggles]

Utterly, utterly dreadful. I'm rivetted.

 

[Badgers]

you are a bunch of sourpusses aren't you. a terminal cancer ward has got more life in it than you bunch of ugly moaners

This is Urban75 isn't it? I thought being an ugly moaner was essential

 

[Sorry.]

wrongspeed, i think you've fallen in love with the PoMo hyperreality of it, the media spectacle and unlikely collisions of spheres of influence, the Baudrillardian absurdity.

unfortunately, that doesn't stop it being unmitigated wank from start to finish

that's it! Some genius post-modern artist has actually been manipulating Geldof et al for months. Whispering ridiculous ideas into their overflated egos "Bob, why don't we... have a management pep talk from the richest man in the world at a concert about global poverty... " GENIUS.

 

[mmmSkyscraper]

Yay! Love this song... *boogie boogie*

What, that one about the Bristol Discount Shop?


(Come on, stay with it, it's going somewhere...)

 

[mmmSkyscraper]

You're suggesting that just because he's black, he should work in a kitchen.

Er, no love, that's in your head there. I said it cos he was wearing a kitchen porter's outfit.

Jesus.

When someone mentions monkeys do you think of black people too?

 

[WasGeri]

Er, no love, that's in your head there. I said it cos he was wearing a kitchen porter's outfit.

Jesus.

When someone mentions monkeys do you think of black people too?

Oh, lord.

Taxi for Skyscraper!

 

[Badgers]

When someone mentions monkeys do you think of black people too?

I think of Johnny Morris

 

[Dubversion]

You're suggesting that just because he's black, he should work in a kitchen.

oh for fuck's sake, geri, that's trying TOO fucking hard....

 

[passenger]

I see Youssou N'Dour has come straight from his shift in the Savoy kitchens.

useless and dower

 

[satsuma]

the drummer from stereophonics looks like fucking hugh grant

gaah why am i watching these cunts, its just making me angry

 

[Badgers]

Watch this cube instead.........It has more charisma!

 

[mmmSkyscraper]

the drummer from stereophonics looks like fucking hugh grant

gaah why am i watching these cunts, its just making me angry

Turn over or go out then you stupid bastard.

 

[Turvey]

if you don't like it, watch africa calling on t'internet instead
coco mbassi's on now
it's good stuff

 

[TeeJay]

bill.
fucking.
gates.


that's torn it

The world's biggest philanthropist? Why shouldn't he be there? I admit he isn't cool or rock'n'roll, but he is doing a great job of giving away his personal wealth to help the poorest in thw world. Far more as a percentage than most of the 'worthy' and pious BBC/rock/showbiz muppets surely and more than most other people as well.

Oh yeah, he is a 'capitalist' whereas the rest of us are ... erm ... what are we again?

 

[satsuma]

"Turn over or go out then you stupid bastard."

i've fucked my arm so can't go out without severe pain and i can't find remote cuntychops
why don't you go and kill yourself instead

 

[Sorry.]

The world's biggest philanthropist? Why shouldn't he be there? I admit he isn't cool or rock'n'roll, but he is doing a great job of giving away his personal wealth to help the poorest in thw world. Far more as a percentage than most of the 'worthy' and pious BBC/rock/showbiz muppets surely and more than most other people as well.

Oh yeah, he is a 'capitalist' whereas the rest of us are ... erm ... what are we again?

fuck off teejay.

 

[Sasaferrato]

Is there a live feed of the Hyde Park set anywhere? The TV in the computer room is mono.

 

[mmmSkyscraper]

i've fucked my arm so can't go out without severe pain and i can't find remote cuntychops

You can type ok though.

 

[Badgers]

if you don't like it, watch africa calling on t'internet instead
coco mbassi's on now
it's good stuff

Do you have a link? Not sure I want to miss Live8 though, it is annoying but kind of hypnotic!

 

[satsuma]

yeah, 1 handed- doesn't require that much movement does it you tit

 

[TeeJay]

Wonder how many useless cockney cunts we'd be rid of if Hyde Park fell into the sea right now?

Are the "VIP cunts and fucking competition winners" all cockneys then?

 

[mmmSkyscraper]

"Turn over or go out then you stupid bastard."

i've fucked my arm so can't go out without severe pain and i can't find remote cuntychops
why don't you go and kill yourself instead

Did you have to re-think your post cos it wasn't 'hard' enough! Nice one sad case.

Get off your fat arse and either find the flicker or walk to the telly and turn over. Stop fucking moaning about it you pathetic Southern cunt.

 

[Hollis]

Is there a live feed of the Hyde Park set anywhere? The TV in the computer room is mono.

Err.. its on Radio 2 - I just discovered.

 

[mmmSkyscraper]

Are the "VIP cunts and fucking competition winners" all cockneys then?

Doubt it. What's that got to do with my original question? Weird.

 

[satsuma]

Did you have to re-think your post cos it wasn't 'hard' enough! Nice one sad case.

Get off your fat arse and either find the flicker or walk to the telly and turn over. Stop fucking moaning about it you pathetic Southern cunt.

go and rape your mother.

cunt.

 

[Cid]

Do you have a link? Not sure I want to miss Live8 though, it is annoying but kind of hypnotic!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/music/thelive8event/

 

[mmmSkyscraper]

go and rape your mother.

cunt.

Nice those Southerners, aren't they?


What a weird thing to say.