Last night's was just absolutely horrible – pissing granny, vomiting WI lady, Bubbles and Desiree's naked body suits. How long before they have a character who just comes on and does a big on-screen dump? Perhaps he could shit on a different thing every week – one episode it could be a little dog, another a young child. In fact, I think I'm going to phone Lucas and Walliams' production company and pitch it to them right now. He could be called Mr Shitty Arse. What do you reckon?