list your jobs

[Sea Star]

been thinking about mine but it's shit. Environmentalist, girlfriend, house skivvy, provider of trans glamour for my bf, cat collector and mad cat lady in training, trans activist, a whore in the kitchen and a drunk in the living room.

 

[weltweit]

I'm sure you get paid for something? I know you start random threads on the internet for nothing

I thought my response was quite an elegant avoidance from giving away information too personal for this part of the internet!

Nevertheless here are some:

Haymaker, geese slaughterer, tannery worker, sheep assistant, apple picker, labourer, voluntary worker, and much much more

 

[danny la rouge]

I've been paid to wank

That's another Lemonheads song I can never listen to again.

 

[sealion]

That is a hobby for me

It all starts quite innocently, just a quick one after work ,then one at lunchtime, mind it don't get out of hand.

 

[sealion]

I've been paid to wank.

Did you have to do a week in hand ?

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

I did once have quite a few jobs at once (and still do to some extent).
Once at ITV I was a writer, cameraman, editor, dubbing mixer and producer (I even wrote the theme tune). The credit rules at the time stated they had to be 25 seconds long and one person could only be credited for one job (the most senior).
When the titles rolled there was only the production secretary, presenter, me and the executive producer. Normally four people would be on one page for about two seconds max. . . .but I had to string it out. It looks well stupid.

 

[twentythreedom]

I thought my response was quite an elegant avoidance from giving away information too personal for this part of the internet!

Nevertheless here are some:

Haymaker, geese slaughterer, tannery worker, sheep assistant, apple picker, labourer, and more

Good work

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Did you have to do a week in hand ?

Yeah. It was hard surviving the week.

 

[oryx]

Housing bod, cat servant, internet addict, aspiring eternal student, half-hearted housekeeper and gardener.

 

[weepiper]

Bike mechanic, emotional labourer, dishwasher, laundry fairy, Twitter-feed-manner, example to small girls, Queen of Reverse Parking.

 

[Pac man]

in no particular order, car washer, chef, inventor, caravan hitch ball saftey lock patent owner and seller, safe cracker, factory worker, cake maker, care assistant, pizza delivery driver, office trainee buyer, slaughter house man (short lived), mentor for young people in care, trainee solicitor, prison wing cleaner lol

 

[twentythreedom]

caravan hitch ball saftey lock patent owner and seller

Wins thread

please tell me you haven't made that up

 

[Pac man]

True story bud

 

[Sprocket.]

Mechanical maintenance technician.
Robot bender/mender.
Consumer.
Grass cutter.
Car mechanic.
Dog walker.
Occasional atmosphere Hoover.

 

[EastEnder]

Robot bender/mender.

 

[campanula]

artists model, calligrapher, window cleaner, waitress, usherette, engineers assistant, porn actress (very short lived), fruit picker, bedder, drug dealer, landscaper, decorator, newspaper seller, punter, carpenter, social worker, building maintenance, teacher (woodwork, gardening, ESOL, basketry), gardener, dogwalker...and a heap of semi-official barwork/catering/menial skivvy. And all the unpaid family drudge stuff.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Managing director, senior agent, IT technician, accountant, business development manager, cleaner, teasmaid.

 

[Pac man]

porn actress (very short lived).

pics or it never happened lol

 

[existentialist]

Therapist, musician, singer (they're different ), impresario, computer bod, brewer, lecturer, step-grandparent, troubleshooter (they're often the same), husband (failed), philanderer (failed), odd-job man.

 

[campanula]

pics or it never happened lol

You surely jest - this was in 1974. However, I believe (in some mad confessional spirit) I have already detailed my one and only 'porn' film...which involved squatting on a sideboard/chest of drawers with an ostrich feather stuck up my arse. Sound effects were involved: 'Cock a doodle doo'. Memory fails (with vast narcotic assistance) regarding whether I was wearing the porn photographer's top 1974 accessory (in my limited experience) - striped rugby socks.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Freelance assassin. (PM for further details/hit requests)

 

[crossthebreeze]

Currently I'm "That miss/wifey/one that does: gardening with us/pushes a wheelbarrow/wields a "chainsaw" (no one will believe its a hedge trimmer)/wrangles minibeasts/talks to us". Also actual gardening, occasional landscaping, lots of youth and community work, and lots of emotional labour, and sometimes an emergency baker or a rave big sister.

 

[friendofdorothy]

no one has only one job these days. for example

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i'll start you off with librarian, writer, photographer, artist and internet personality

over to you

where on the net are you a personality?

 

[Pickman's model]

where on the net are you a personality?

Brixton finchley yakutsk and Inverness

 

[weltweit]

Oh, I forgot, I was a voluntary worker for a while ... added that to my post..

 

[Smangus]

Shelf stacker, sugar cane cutter, pesticide/fertiliser maker, counter of dead animal skins, barman , taxman.

 

[friedaweed]

I've been paid to wank. But that's another story.

Did that cheque actually clear

 

[friedaweed]

Bricklaying, sail-trimming, chip-frying, arse-licking ball jugler... and that was just during the summer whilst I was studying Then I started proppa work.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Did that cheque actually clear

It bounced, you tight bastard.

 

[Dogsauce]

Duplo technician, dribble-wiper, accidental landlord (*punches self in face*), vintage toy seller, shelf builder, rhythm section operative, layabout.