"Riding through the city on my bike all day
Cause the filth took away my licence"
So why did you lose your licence Lily?
Hope you weren't drink driving/driving without insurance or anything equally stupid like that.
(...or is this just a tough 'I'm so urban' fantasy that never actually happened?)
Also, the sum total of things to say about London in LDN:
"A fella looking dapper, but he's sittin with a slapper
Then I see it's a pimp and his crack whore"
"There was a little old lady, who was walkin down the road
She was struggling with bags from Tesco
There were people from the city havin lunch in the park
I believe that it's called al fresco
Then a kid came along to offer a hand
But before she had time to accept it
hits her over the head, doesn't care if she's dead
Cause he's got all her jewellery and wallet"
Maybe she needs to do a bit more cycling around "London Town" to collect a bit more source material, or maybe her driving ban ran out after a week or so?
"I wanna get a flat I know I can't afford it,
It's just the bureaucrats who won't give me a mortgage,
Well it's very funny cos I got your fuckin money,
And I'm never gonna get it just because of my bad credit"
Hmm, if you have the money why do you need a mortgage? Ever heard of cash sales? You've ran up bad credit already? How old are you again? Maybe the "bureaucrats" (mortgage lenders surely?) don't rate your future earnings potential - although what do bankers know about music, eh?
"Alright how would it make you feel if I told you that you never ever made me come?
In the year and a half that we spent together,
Yeah I never really had much fun."
Well, I would be thinking 'why the fuck did you continue to choose to have sex with someone for 18 months and not ever say anything'?
"Let's see how you feel in a couple of weeks,
When I work my way through your mates."
Eh? Self empowered young woman or hopeless fucking arsehole?
Some classic lines here:
"Please don't come around and knock on my door
cos I don't want to have to pick you up of the floor,
when you ask if we can still be lovers,
I'll have to introduce my brothers,
Think that they could teach you a lesson or two,
By the time they've finished you'll be black and blue
You'll be crying like a baby,
A sea of tears they'll call the navy in."
Wow they all rhyme! Amazing.
Hey Lily:
"Go away now, let me go,
Are you stupid? Or just a little slow?
Go away now I've made myself clear,
Nah it's not gonna happen,
Not in a a million years"
"What the fuck do you know?
Just cos you're old you think your wise,
But who the hell are you though,
I didn't even ask for your advice
You wanna keep your mouth shut,
You wanna take your thoughts elsewhere,
Cos you're doing in my nut,
And do you think I care?"