Lie about gigs you were at.

[flimsier]

Post reported

(actually I've changed my mind, post NOT reported. The idiot you're making of yourself is reward enough for you).

But : Relevance of the above to this thread?

However much of a twat I make of myself, I'm at least prepared to admit it usually and/or later

You don't even know how idiotic you're making yourself look -- or how incomprehensibly your behaviour here must look to half (?) the people reading this who probably haven't seen the other one.

Cut it out please, it just makes you look nasty.

Sorry, you reported a post on a lying thread for?

Seriously?

I mean WoW, bear in mind my very serious reply to your pm.

 

[William of Walworth]

I haven't fucking reported it!

You really don't care what an idiot you're making yourself look.

And your PMs full of shit.

 

[William of Walworth]

Are you on a wind up again?

 

[flimsier]

I'm sorry, you just asked me, by pm, to take it to pms. Why, again, are you bringing it up on here after telling me not to? For the third time?

You are a hypocrite. The worst kind.

 

[Iam]

Gigs? Go on. You might even enjoy yourself...

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

This is a very bad Punch and Judy imitation.

Come on you two: snap it up! Then we can get back to our lies.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

Come on you two: snap it up!

Whatever that means. I assume it means "stop this bollocks", but the Canadian phrasing is so much more punchy than my stolid English attempts could ever be. Anyway, snap it up.

 

[SwizzleStiX]

Anyone here ever been to the worly gig ?

 

[Mation]

I didn't go to see David Bowie on the Glass Spider Tour in 1987.

Thrice I didn't go.

 

[bristol_citizen]

I was at San Francisco's Winterland Ballroom one night back in 1978 sometime and to be honest, I thought I got conned.

 

[William of Walworth]

I was at San Francisco's Winterland Ballroom one night back in 1978 sometime and to be honest, I thought I got conned.

You should have said so -- I did

 

[shandy]

I was the sound man at Spike Island. I thought the Roses sounded great that day. Especially Ian Brown's voice.

 

[BadlyDrawnGirl]

I saw Bob Dylan in Manchester, and dared a guy to shout "Judas"

That was me!

 

[Sweet FA]

The 100 Club I think, around '76, I was ver' ver' drunk.
"Beverley", I said, "I bet you a gram you won't smack that Kent bloke with this".

 

[silentNate]

I was the sound man at Spike Island. I thought the Roses sounded great that day. Especially Ian Brown's voice.

I agree, though maybe because I swam there

 

[Groucho]

In a break between Frankie crooning I says to Frankie, I says, son you've got it. Really you've got it. Lucky, you know who Lucky is right? Well Lucky likes you, and that's good news son. Lucky likes you and that makes you lucky, see? Trigger said you could sing up a storm, and now Lucky likes you see? So Willie is going to look after you. Your problems are over, Frankie, your contract problems, well Willie is going to look after you from now on. Anything you want, see? Your contract issue, well Willie will see to it. In return? Don't sweat yourself. We may never need a favour, Frankie, but see like family, your family are close, I can tell you are a family orientated boy, well family look after each other see? Like family we look after you, well Willie will see to it see, and if like family there is something you can do for us well we know you will come through for us. You appreciate family you'll do right by us and we'll do right for you. Lucky likes you, see.

 

[ruffneck23]

Anyone here ever been to the worly gig ?

ive never been in but , i used to wait in the queue helping you peeps have a good time if you know what i mean

 

[oneflewover]

Watching Bowie at the Hammersmith Odeon, I shouted "your shit, give it up"

I didn't go to see David Bowie on the Glass Spider Tour in 1987.

Thrice I didn't go.

Neither did i travel to the NEC

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

I wasn't almost rendered unconscious by a drumstick thrown into the air by the drummer for Kiss at a concert because said drumstick didn't hit me in the eye.

 

[Jo/Joe]

That bloke at Altamont? I stabbed him.

That was me you fucker







Couldn't be bothered to read the whole thread and secretly hopes no one has done that gag.

 

[Jo/Joe]

Goddamit acid priest did a simlar one just above

Well I got on fucking stage with the Stooges a few weeks ago so bollocks. I kissed Iggy's hand.

 

[butchersapron]

I put on pragVEC at the melkweg.

 

[MightyAphrodite]

me and pilchardman were here....

that was their last concert at Knebworth Park


we got to ride in the chopper n all

pilchardman fainted from the excitment ...but didnt miss much of the gig ...when he did the radio gaga clap....i cried

 

[pilchardman]

pilchardman fainted from the excitment ...

Thanks for not mentioning the blow job I gave Brian May.

 

[MightyAphrodite]

Thanks for not mentioning the blow job I gave Brian May.

its just not my place to disclose such things....so
youre welcome

as always

 

[changingman]

we got to ride in the chopper n all

That's nuthin', I was in the chopper with Stevie Ray V...bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep..

 

[Bernie Gunther]

On Motorhead's first tour, I traded them the contents of a DDA box, freshly torn off the chemist's wall for a crate of special brew, then passed out in a heap of broken beer glasses in front of the stage for the entirety of the gig.

(actually I'm lying, it was my mate *** who did that)