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Lie about gigs you were at.

not really a gig but...

I inflated 54 of Nena's 99 red balloons for her first appearance on Top of the Pops. She'd brought 100 in case one burst, and after the show she was so happy with the balloons that put the spare one on my throbbing member and insisted I did her up the shitter, with Jimmy Saville watching :(
 
purves grundy said:
I inflated 54 of Nena's 99 red balloons for her first appearance on Top of the Pops. She'd brought 100 in case one burst, and after the show she was so happy with the balloons that put the spare one on my throbbing member and insisted I did her up the shitter, with Jimmy Saville watching :(
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really? :cool:

like, wow.
 
Imagine it...from the safety of my own mam's womb....i'll set it up for you....

Hard Rock Manchester

A 3,500 seat stadium built for rock concerts.


On this night David Bowie is the first to perform there.

I got so excited when 'Starman' came on i stuck my head out ....i couldnt help it...:(

thats the story of my birth and of a historic (lol ok one out of 2 isnt that bad :mad:....) gig.


He told me:
Let the children lose it
Let the children use it
Let all the children boogie

the fucker! :)
 
I bumped into a kid at a crossroards once and ended up giving him a few guitar lessons ...




... I've still got his soul in jar here somewhere ....
 
Long tours are so hard to keep track of, especially for us roadies who don't get the "where am I?" cue cards for the intro.

But I do remember time when the brass section had been on an especially heavy bender and got out of hand. Place called Jericho.
 
I was at Spike Island, stayed all week at the Castlemorton Rave, and regularly went to the Hacienda.

Oh, and I once went to an A3 gig where they appeared on time :p
 
Not a gig exactly, but I helped the KLF "burn" their million quid.

I went up to Jura a week early to set it all up. The fire was actually one of them 'fake fires' people have in their fireplaces and there was a little slot in front of it to a tunnel where all the notes dropped down. I was underneath with a big sack collecting it all up with the bloke from Nat West.
 
I never did find my dog Wally at Woodstock :( It was kind of everyone to help me find him - some people were even shouting for him at gigs years afterwards, so I'm told.
 
i am glastonbury , i am also all the bands that have ever played there ;)

i also spent sometime being woodstock but the acid got to me :o
 
I was at the live Premiere of Mozart's first ever Symphony. The composer was there in person. He gave me a cigar. Shakespeare was also in attendance.

Later on, Mozart, Shakespeare headed to the pub to meet their mate Plato. Plato had a spliff, which Shakespeare participated in, but Mozart declined, politely. :cool:
 
Roadkill said:
I thought you seemed familiar...

I've never forgiven the curly-haired twat for calling me a fucking liar. :mad:
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:mad:

he didnt call you a fucking liar -he just called you a liar.

Then he turned round and told me to 'play fucking loud'
 
belboid said:
:mad:

he didnt call you a fucking liar -he just called you a liar.

Then he turned round and told me to 'play fucking loud'
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Ah, but it wasn't you who threw that crucifix at him at that gig in the late '70s, was it? :p

See, i'm responsible for his Christian conversion! I regretted it when I heard 'Saved' though. :(

:D
 
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