Lie about gigs you were at.

[pilchardman]

I saw Bob Dylan in Manchester, and dared a guy to shout "Judas"

I also rioted at the Alban Berg gig in 1913.

And I had tickets to see Buddy Holly at Fargo, but his feckin plane crashed on the way there!

 

[Dubversion]

i hit Morrissey in the face with a chain of sausages on the Meat Is Murder tour... and Bowie doing the Nazi salute at the train station? he was just waving to me, to say thanks for letting him nick the lyrics to Quicksand.

 

[Sweet FA]

That bloke at Altamont?
I stabbed him.

 

[Major Tom]

I told Bill Haley that he was old enough to be my fucking grandad

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

I thought it was just spittle from the exuberant fan beside me, but it was actually Shannon Hoon from Blind Lemon pissing onto the crowd at the Commodore.

 

[holteman]

i gave bowie my lollypop at a gig a few years back...daft pratt caught it with he's eye

 

[lizzieloo]

You know the kid that fronted St Winifred's school choir with 'There's no one quite like Grandma'........











............Me.

Two weeks at number one *sigh*

Them was the glory days

 

[Ground Elder]

I said "Get your cock out Jim", but I didn't really mean it

 

[friedaweed]

I told Kurt to go blow himself at the Northgate Arena in Chester.

Roger Waters spat on me at a concert once. Last of the Animals tour i believe

 

[laptop]

When jazz came up the river, I was the tillerman.

 

[pilchardman]

That dirty feck Beefheart shat on the stage. I shouted "Betcha won't eat it, Frank!"

 

[laptop]

I have no idea what I was doing in August 1969.

But when I met Wavey Davey in October he thanked me for the blotters.

 

[Ground Elder]

"Try it one more time Joey, remember the sequence is one, two, three and then four"

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

The Mommas and the Poppas gig at Big Sur where Mamma Cass choked on that ham sandwich.

 

[silentNate]

The Mommas and the Poppas gig at Big Sur where Mamma Cass choked on that ham sandwich.

What a strange fact- my mom made that sandwich
I'm lucky to be alive you know

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

What a strange fact- my mom made that sandwich
I'm lucky to be alive you know

That's cause your mom cut the crusts off for you, then cut the sarnies into bite sized chunks.

You can't die from that.

 

[lyra_k]

What a strange fact- my mom made that sandwich
I'm lucky to be alive you know

is that really really true, or is that one of those things that everyone from that era who ever did any catering for the Mamas and the Papas, ever, anywhere, claims to have done?

(only asking cos I come from a tall story family myself, like)

 

[Ground Elder]

is that really really true

A clue may lie in the thread title

 

[yardbird]

Thank you Pman for weedling out the liars. - back to my thead!

 

[silentNate]

That's cause your mom cut the crusts off for you, then cut the sarnies into bite sized chunks.

You can't die from that.

No my mom insisted that I ate crusts- why else would I have hair that looks like a perm....

On my chest

 

[lyra_k]

A clue may lie in the thread title

DUH!!!!




I think I've outdone myself there.

I thought sN's claim was a tangent, not a cunningly disguised contribution

edited to add:

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

No my mom insisted that I ate crusts- why else would I have hair that looks like a perm....

On my chest

No, that's because when you were eleven, you took toenail clippers to the sprouting hairs on your chest in order to get them to grow and thicken...

 

[lizzieloo]

No, that's because when you were eleven, you took toenail clippers to the sprouting hairs on your chest in order to get them to grow and thicken...

You need a razor to thicken your chest hair, worked a treat for me

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

You need a razor to thicken your chest hair, worked a treat for me

Didn't hurt your beard any, either.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

is that really really true,

er.........................

Hi! How are ya?

 

[lizzieloo]

Didn't hurt your beard any, either.

*rings circus*

 

[linerider]

i was at a reggae gig where the band came on stage on time.

 

[silentNate]

True stories- my Da shared a squat with Janice Joplin and had her kicked out for doing drugs. He hung out with the Merry Pranksters and knew Ken Kesey...
Also was waved at by the lead singer of the Grateful Dead at a party, which he loves to repeat...
I guess thats what you get for growing up in SF

Guess this should be on other thread

 

[lyra_k]

er.........................

Hi! How are ya?

 

[belboid]

rapeman - leeds 89, fucking brilliant gig!