Let's Salute The Wonder That Is... SHAKIRA

[Pieface]

What are you here for milesy?

 

[Dubversion]

Nelly Furtado pisses all over Shakira from the height of Olympus Mons.

nah, she's a mere mortal. Shakira is 'other'

 

[milesy]

What are you here for milesy?

punishment

 

[Pieface]

oh....

 

[EastEnder]

I must confess, Nelly Furtado's latest music vids would certainly have me questioning whether I'd do her in preference to Shakira.

It's a tough one..... on balance, I think Furtado wins.

 

[Dubversion]

and here's eastender to reduce it all to mere lasciviousness again.

 

[EastEnder]

 

[poului]

4wx3atrsg

You'd go for Nelly over Shakira EE?

What are you on??!!

 

[Pieface]

She's "like" a bird - not actually A bird, but "like" one

That would confuse Eastender something rotten.

 

[EastEnder]

What are you on??!!

Never enough, dude, never enough......

 

[BadlyDrawnGirl]

Shakira sounds like Celine Dion...

Now, there's an image.

 

[pk]

Don't like it when she does the deep voice thing, it sounds shite, but other than that she's quite an entertaining young lady, musically speaking, she has a flair and a genuine love for what she is performing, in that Latino showmanship.
But truth be told, why I salute her now, well, if I were in another life, I'd like to shag the little minx until my cock fell off.

 

[pk]

That Furtado one hasn't escaped my eye either.

But neither the Furtado nor the Shakira can compete with the Pink.

 

[k_s]

^^^dog rough^^^

 

[Iam]

Potential "Crying Game" moments, I reckon.

 

[Pieface]

Shutup man - she is in no way on ladyboy ground. You're just scared because she has better abs than you.

 

[EastEnder]

That Furtado one hasn't escaped my eye either.

But neither the Furtado nor the Shakira can compete with the Pink.

Oh, pk...... how the mighty fall...

Pink is talented, without a doubt, she's also a welcome departure from the irksome bubble gum pop world of Britney/Christina/et al.....

But, Furtado's got her whipped.

 

[Diamond]

The wisdom of wikipedia:


'At the age of ten, Shakira tried out for her school choir, but she was not taken because her voice was "too strong." She was teased by her friends for sounding similar to a goat.'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakira

 

[Iam]

Shutup man - she is in no way on ladyboy ground. You're just scared because she has better abs than you.

Aaah, thanks for clarifying what I think for me.

 

[Pieface]

You're welcome.

 

[Iam]

And stop looking at my abs*!





*Even though you're right that they're not that impressive, and thus you're destined for disappointment if you are looking

 

[pk]

I guess I just prefer bad girls... the Furtado looks a bit too prim and proper, whereas the Pink would almost definitely be up for dropping a couple of pills and climbing into a jacuzzi with you to see what happens.