Let's Salute The Wonder That Is... SHAKIRA

[zora]

Easily confused with

 

[Strumpet]

Lol zora.




sam/phallocrat!!!!

*sharpens pitchfork*

 

[golightly]

Bagheera Shakira? You are easily confused.

 

[Strumpet]

how DARE you speak to strumpet like that!

AAwww ta Dub.

 

[sam/phallocrat]

strumpet's fine a description tho, bellowing fuckpig would simply be over-icing the cake

 

[Belushi]

I like the way she wiggles her breasts in her latest vid.

 

[Iam]

What is a humble breast???

 

[Dubversion]

What is a humble breast???

I've no idea. That's why she's so intriguing. I think she might actually be completely barking

 

[Iam]

I like my pop stars... mental!

Wibble.

 

[EastEnder]

It's nice to see a female artist in the pop charts who's not stick thin.

We want more curves!

Big up Shakira!

Preferably my big up Shakira.

 

[brokenyolk]

Anyone heard of any ragga versions yet - surely it's only a matter of time?

 

[fen_boy]

What is a humble breast???

I dunno, but it's a good job they are cos' I nearly confused them with mountains

 

[Iam]

I have to admit not having paid her a great deal (any...) attention until I read this thread.

I may have to investigate further...

 

[brokenyolk]

Does anyone else have a problem with hips that do lie? Mine fib regularly on the dancefloor and I think others know it.

 

[May Kasahara]

Mine tend to exaggerate in hot weather, but that's about it.

Shakira: I respect her down-to-earth attitude, her apparently healthy self-image, her definite touch of bonkersness and her obvious intelligence. I just wish she would not fucking sing, she sounds like a goose being sucked through the engine of a 747

 

[Dubversion]

Shakira: I respect her down-to-earth attitude, her apparently healthy self-image, her definite touch of bonkersness and her obvious intelligence. I just wish she would not fucking sing, she sounds like a goose being sucked through the engine of a 747

that's about my feelings too.

i just find her genuinely a bit off-kilter and intriguing.

 

[EastEnder]

I just wish she would not fucking sing, she sounds like a goose being sucked through the engine of a 747

With a face as cute as hers, who gives a fuck what noise comes out of her mouth......

 

[poului]

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Don't knock Shakira!



She can definitely move.

 

[rennie]

I think her ancestors came from Lebanon.

 

[Kanda]

I'd hit it

 

[Pieface]

she sounds like a goose being sucked through the engine of a 747

But listen to the words, May, listen.

Is it too far through the year to get a calendar? She's hilarious and that song is rubbish.

 

[milesy]

she makes a man wanna speak spanish.

 

[May Kasahara]

With a face as cute as hers, who gives a fuck what noise comes out of her mouth......

I think you'll find that goose-being-sucked-through-747-engine still means no, EE.

 

[g force]

She even sounds weird in spanihs, so it's not some strange accent in English thing. She also sounds better if it's possible...mind you, so does Jose Gonzalez...

Utter genius

 

[cesare]

I have to admit not having paid her a great deal (any...) attention until I read this thread.

I may have to investigate further...

Here you go ...




Trouble is, Shakira's tunes are catchy and she's very pretty etc. Difficult to get annoyed by her to be honest. (As long as she steers clear of Pat Benatar numbers)

 

[BadlyDrawnGirl]

Nelly Furtado pisses all over Shakira from the height of Olympus Mons.

 

[milesy]

nelly furturdo more like.

lol.















lolololol

 

[Iam]

Nelly Furtado pisses all over Shakira from the height of Olympus Mons.

Is that a fetish thing, or...

*shushes*

 

[Pieface]

I preferred the lollocopter milesy.

 

[milesy]

so? i don't care. i'm not here for your benefit, you know.