Let us all contribute one paragraph each to make a porno novel...

[dolly's gal]

iPod. He wanted to listen to the Danger Mouse theme tune as he died. Unfortunately he couldn’t change the setting from shuffle and slipped away to the dulcet tones of George Michael, singing Careless Whispers

Anyway, the lezzer neighbour, who was also a necrophiliac...

 

[kyser_soze]

Picked up poor Sammy and examined his private parts, discarding his little squirrel corpse with a disdainful 'Meh' as she turned her attention to the still breathing Desdemona, eyeing her pulsing, heaving

 

[goldenecitrone]

washing machine with a mixture of fear and excitement. She scooped Desdemona's body up in her arms and laid her gently on top of the washing machine. Then, using Sammy's now rigid little corpse she thrust deep into...

 

[mancboy]

the pockets of her discarded overalls and pulled out a bumper sized tube of

 

[bmd]

Smarties

 

[RubberBuccaneer]

cool she thought, the blue ones make you fly and I can use the tube for

 

[goldenecitrone]

the Richard Gere party that I'm attending tonight. She showered and changed into a slinky black number before heading off to the party, stopping off at the pet shop to buy...

 

[bmd]

a bag of nuts

 

[RubberBuccaneer]

cool she thought, now to find a person with a nut allergy and slip one in as they slip one in

 

[nightqueen]

a small ventilating shaft where racoons sleep which resulted in

 

[kyser_soze]

the police and RSPCA being called to investigate two racoons being found 'in coitus mortem (OK, pig latin. Sue me)with a lezzer necro-zoophiliac

 

[Jo/Joe]

and as the police and the RSPCA argued whether it was wrong for necro-lezzers to fiddle with dead racoons...

 

[Derian]

the racoon magically sprung to life (because it was only playing possum) ...

 

[Jo/Joe]

and began dry humping the leg of the older policeman, who turning crimson, started to rub his..

 

[Shirl]

and began dry humping the leg of the older policeman, who turning crimson, started to rub his..

eyeballs with the tit of a passing traffic warden

 

[ViolentPanda]

eyeballs with the tit of a passing traffic warden

who kept a south-east Asian one in her pocket as a memento of her years in Vietnam.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

They used to call her The Gimp, back in the taxi dance bar in Khe Sanh. She had a supple spine, and was blessed with extended labia, and a deep love tunnel. She used to entertain Charlie Company by bending over and pulling her passion flaps over the top of her head, and joining them under her chin like a Laplander ski toque. Then the grunts would line up behind her and

 

[In Bloom]

offer to get a round in.