removing the furry little creatures ingrowing back teeth.
'There' said the emergency dentist after finishing the operation, 'Now it's time to give you a filling you'll never forget' he said, looking straight into Desdemonas lust-filled eyes. He got out his drill and strolled nonchalantly towards her as she lay down, moaning softly, on the glass-topped kitchen table...
but as he gently lowered himself to caress her the sound of cracking became more apparent.
He gently lifted her off the table and put her on the couch and lay down beside her and caressed her rapidly hardening nipples with his tongue and with a deft movement worked his way down to her belly button and down further to her clitoris. he made her gasp with ecstasy and then unbuttoned himself and his erect member popped out .She grabbed it with the abandonment of the moment and guided it gently in...
... to the kitchen where they proceeded to cook beans on toast. Using each other's bodies as plates, they ate from one another's knees, licking furiously. He got up suddenly and...
the army were doing a manoeuvre in the freezer section. A female soldier with extremely large bazookas approached her and led her into the toilets where...
Then, all of a sudden, a loud crack roused desmonda from her fantasy world of squaddies, glass-topped coffee tables, 13-inch cocks, cats from the West coast of the US, and shit, as her onanistic neighbour fell through the fence
until she got an inspiring thought. She pulled her pants down, rubbed ground round all over her butt and snatch, got on all fours, and called for Rover, her Great Dane. Rover licked her clean, fucked her for the standard thirty seconds of dog sex, then went off to lick his balls and nose about for a Milk Bone.
Sammy the squirrel with his cute fluffy, tail and sharp, pointy teeth had watched all this with dismay. How could Desdemona betray his love with that stupid mutt. Sammy buried his face between his little paws and sobbed gently before putting the branch he had fashioned into a noose around his neck, stuffing an orange up his bottom and leaping to his death, his little paw pumping furiously on his...
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