Let us all contribute one paragraph each to make a porno novel...

[Donna Ferentes]

......

 

[pilchardman]

...Deep Throat.

 

[Badger Kitten]

What dry lips I have' she mused. 'Perhaps I had better moisten them by..'

 

[Donna Ferentes]

...'aving a lager...

 

[Derian]

<enter Stella>

 

[Badger Kitten]

And everyone did.

 

[pilchardman]

Breathlessly.

 

[Donna Ferentes]

..she took a breath.

 

[pilchardman]

And licked her lips...

 

[Badger Kitten]

And everybody else did too

 

[Donna Ferentes]

"Yecchh", she said. "That was horrible."

 

[Derian]

But swallowed anyway. the lager that is...

 

[Badger Kitten]

Meanwhile...

 

[Donna Ferentes]

....back at the ranch...

 

[camouflage]

behind the stables...

 

[Derian]

The cowboys were lassooing the cowgirls in a playful manner, when all of a sudden...

 

[pilchardman]

...on the tree in the bog...

 

[Jo/Joe]

there erupted a huge roar as...

 

[Donna Ferentes]

...the ref awarded a penalty.

 

[Derian]

and produced his ...

 

[Jo/Joe]

red one, waving it in the face of..

 

[Badger Kitten]

...adversity

 

[Donna Ferentes]

Robbie Savage.

 

[Derian]

was not pleased at this, and promptly ...

 

[Badger Kitten]

wandered into the thread, proud and thrusting..

 

[Donna Ferentes]

...his keyring collection into your face. "I've got a new one!" he said.

 

[Derian]

With cheerful abandon...

 

[Badger Kitten]

'Gosh, that's lucky', panted Desdemona, 'I was just about to...'

 

[Donna Ferentes]

"....feed the cat..."

 

[Derian]

<enter Kitty>