Lesbian Vampire Killers!

[FridgeMagnet]

It's going to be utter shit. Really.

 

[butchersapron]

If you're the sort of person who, even for a second, thinks this film is going to be in some way good, then frankly, you deserve everything you're going to get.

 

[butchersapron]

In fact, If you're the sort of person who, even for a second, thinks this film is going to be good based on its crazy title then frankly you should just fuck off away from films full stop.

 

[agricola]

In fact, If you're the sort of person who, even for a second, thinks this film is going to be good based on its crazy title then frankly you should just fuck off away from films full stop.

Well yes.

But evil Willow though...

 

[Strumpet]

Just saw a clip of it on Jonathon Ross, looks fucking funny and totally aware of how stupid it is! Can't wait!

Ditto

 

[Kid_Eternity]

It's going to be utter shit. Really.

Depends on how you define it really, and if you like crappy stupid horror movies or not.

 

[T & P]

I do get the feeling they're trying too hard to be the next Simon Pegg & Nick Frost.

 

[Buddy Bradley]

I do get the feeling they're trying too hard to be the next Simon Pegg & Nick Frost.

This. Corden's the only one with any writing talent, and only when propped up by Ruth Jones.

 

[butchersapron]

Jim Bowen wearing a pink mohican on bullseye to signify punk. Lesbian Vampire Killers as a title/pink mohican to signify cult/trash.

 

[Fedayn]

I bet Paul Ross would like it

Well yes, but he is a cunt.

 

[Ranbay]

I do get the feeling they're trying too hard to be the next Simon Pegg & Nick Frost.

watching it now, and thats what i said to the other half...

 

[FridgeMagnet]

So yes, it was utter shit, wasn't it?

 

[Ranbay]

only 40 mins in.... but not that great so far. apart from the chicks and stuff.

 

[Ranbay]

pants.

 

[Kid_Eternity]

IPhone and iPod touch owners can now get this free via the apple Xmas app.

 

[Matt S]

Are Apple trying to punish and/or insult their customers?

Matt

 

[Idris2002]

A friend of mine who happens to be gay saw this, and she told me that it's even worse than you'd expect.

 

[GarfieldLeChat]

What else does a film need? Looks fun!

a plot some decent actors, some actual jokes... etc

 

[Reno]

IPhone and iPod touch owners can now get this free via the apple Xmas app.

Jeez, you are really pushing this crap. Are they paying you ?

It's one of those desperate films trying to tap into the cult film market with no clue what made those films fun. Real cult films happen because people love them, not because some second rate TV comedians think they are being hip.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

Are Apple trying to punish and/or insult their customers?

Matt

Apparently. I saw it pop up and thought "fuck off"; then I thought "oh I might as well download it so that I can at least see exactly how bad it is for a few minutes, all I do is touch this button after all" and then it told me I didn't have enough space and I thought "fuck off" again.

 

[LilMissHissyFit]

Ive downloaded it because I want to see just how bad it is.... I bet my daughter will thing its ammaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyzzzzzzzzzzzzin

But then, she likes JLS

 

[likesfish]

better than a thin red line but barely
the knob sword was funny as was everyone knows how to kill vampires

that was about it