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Last Meal Before Execution

I want the following:

-Venison "cappuccino" as served in "Les Cartes Postales" in Paris
truffle foam
-Foie Gras with Sauterne jelly and little toasts
1/2 dozen oysters (deep ones only)
-Carpaccio of tuna, scallops and sea bass with chili sorbet
toasted macadamias
-Chicken livers with caramelised onions and shallots, toasted sourdough, with a rocket, buffalo mozarella and tomato salad
some star anise and lemongrass foam to clear the palate.
-Chocolate "mousse" cake (Senderens' recipe, please) with a good creme anglaise.
and some Jurancon to help it go down
-cheese board, with: Etivaz, Wigmore, Selles-sur-Chere, Reblochon, Brus de la Roca, Chaource, Beaufort, Colston Basset Stilton, and some Brie De Meaux.
and some port
-Coffee and a selection of petits fours (which must include at least one Opera)

a massive cigar (or blunt, ideally, but I doubt that'll be possible)
brandy to go with the cigar
Obviously lashings of fine wines accompany this.

I have just made myself dribble.

That's a good, solid meal, which should kill me of heart disease before I need to be executed. I would die stuffed and chuffed anyway!

If all that is a bit much, then I'd probably settle for Pho and some sashimi.
 
BlackSpecs said:
Sashimi ..... served on a naked japanese bird !
She's not naked.

She's wearing shoes.

I'd go for an invincibility and invisibility potion, or hare and raspberry salad followed by some form of venison :)
 
Tempted to request something posh and unusual like wot you get in Terre et Terre in Brighton, but would probably go for macaroni cheese.
Mmmmm, macaroni cheese.
 
mrs quoad said:
She's not naked.

She's wearing shoes.

I'd go for an invincibility and invisibility potion, or hare and raspberry salad followed by some form of venison :)
Hare and raspberry salad :eek: (like bunny hare?!).
You feeling better today? You looked rough last night
 
BlackSpecs said:
Sashimi ..... served on a naked japanese bird !

sushi.jpg
That looks pretty second class. That pose will hurt her neck; her legs are crossed - that's where the sliced geoduck's supposed to be, and those shoes. Hopefully she doesn't have foot odour, although in Japan, that might be seen as a plus, that will cost you more.
 
claire said:
For reasons unknown I often ponder this extremely important hypothetical question.

The fry up thread has recently made me reasses my current choice.

But... if you were on the way to the electric chair/ firing squad/ lethal injection (just to whet your apetite like ;) ) what would you request. Any meal on earth.

My choice has recently been a perfect roast chicken dinner. But I think I may revise this to a proper good fried breakfast. :eek:

You lots?


Bananas. Lots of them. I'm allergic to them, so it would probably kill me, and that would rob the executioner and all those hangaround blackbirds of all their fun.
 
Executioners roast - get your executioners hit them over the head with large pieces of lathed mahogany, douse them in olive oil, garlic n chilli, sling em in the oven onna low light for 4 hours and Bobz ya
 
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