Ladies U75 football?

[Tank Girl]

This thread is getting better.

Good work Rollem! There won't be any question marks over your committment

and those are LOVELY oranges tanky. Don't be turning them into marmalade or anything

So basically, the team appears to be me, Rollem providing managerial guidance, Foo on standby and Tanky with the oranges. Kitty should go in goal I reckon.

Unstoppable.

but I do make lovely marmalade *sticks fingers up at refused*

we only need three more ladies that want to actually play football now

 

[girasol]

I'd give this a go, but for fun only, I wouldn't really be into joining it competitively...

Also I'm probably too old and not very good at it, but like I said, I'd love to do it for fun

p.s. I'm better at volleyball but I can sort of kick a ball, with hilarious consequences

 

[Tank Girl]

2 to go

 

[onenameshelley]

Right the codeine has kicked in and i feel less angry

As you were.

 

[Refused as fuck]

 

[foo]

So basically, the team appears to be me, Rollem providing managerial guidance, Foo on standby and Tanky with the oranges. Kitty should go in goal I reckon.

Unstoppable.

i'll jog on the virtual touchline, doing stretches and bouncing on the balls of my feet whilst blowing into cupped hands, like they do.

i might even try a few star jumps. and spit a bit.

 

[pootle]

I'd give this a go, but for fun only, I wouldn't really be into joining it competitively...

Also I'm probably too old and not very good at it, but like I said, I'd love to do it for fun

p.s. I'm better at volleyball but I can sort of kick a ball, with hilarious consequences

Nice one Iemanja! It's that kind of attitude that made this country great and is going to make Team To Be Named even greater

Shells! Never back down! Never apologise! Channel that anger!

And Rollem I've got industrial amounts of chewing gum and one of those manager jackets on order for you. You wan' an old skool sheepskin type affair or one of them more modern looking ones you know, like a giant puffa jacket?

 

[Rollem]

old school sheepskin everytime

 

[girasol]

Refused as fuck should be the cheerleader, with skirt and pompoms - or maybe just a bikini.

 

[onenameshelley]

old school sheepskin everytime

You can borrow the cabbages, its big enough for you and the bump, will you be doing that waving your hands in a mysterious way thing?

Pootle, i dunno why i am cross today, tbf i did offer to kick in the balls.

 

[Refused as fuck]

If my balls got anywhere near you you'd probably scream with fear and flail around in a comical manner, being a girl (and not just because of the smell).

 

[kained&able]

refused your really being a tit. One comment and i'd pass it off as trying to be funny but going on and on your just being a prick.


Good luck to you girls, if you want i'll even help you training, i'll tie one hand behind my back to give y'all a chance and everything.


dave

 

[ericjarvis]

i'd be up for it. except i can't play football. and have no excuse for that

It's easy. Ball. Foot. Hit ball with foot. Run about a bit and hit ball with foot again. Manage that for an hour and you'll be at least good enough to play for Newcastle.

 

[onenameshelley]

refused your really being a tit. One comment and i'd pass it off as trying to be funny but going on and on your just being a prick.


Good luck to you girls, if you want i'll even help you training, i'll tie one hand behind my back to give y'all a chance and everything.


dave

Thanks Dave

 

[Refused as fuck]

refused your really being a tit. One comment and i'd pass it off as trying to be funny but going on and on your just being a prick.


Good luck to you girls, if you want i'll even help you training, i'll tie one hand behind my back to give y'all a chance and everything.


dave

Have I hurt your feelings, Dave?

I'm just trying to help in my own special way.

 

[ericjarvis]

I once met someone who played ladies basketball in the Olympics. It was filthy - she said they'd grab each others hair and yank hard and then stick their hands out and go 'What? Whaaa-aat?' at the ref

At school we had a boys versus girls hockey match once a year. I watched it in my first year and from then on kept quiet about the fact that both my parents played hockey (my mum played county hockey for Kent for a while) and I knew the rules of the game and how to wield a hockey stick. This is because the game appeared to involve one ball for the boys team to aim at, and 23 balls for the girls to aim at.

Incidentally, one of the best footballers at school was of the female persuasion. Though admittedly both her brothers played semi-pro and her uncle had played for England.

 

[Refused as fuck]

One of my cousins is training with Everton Ladies with a view to a trial.
They've got a pretty good set up too.

 

[kained&able]

At school we had a boys versus girls hockey match once a year. I watched it in my first year and from then on kept quiet about the fact that both my parents played hockey (my mum played county hockey for Kent for a while) and I knew the rules of the game and how to wield a hockey stick. This is because the game appeared to involve one ball for the boys team to aim at, and 23 balls for the girls to aim at.

Incidentally, one of the best footballers at school was of the female persuasion. Though admittedly both her brothers played semi-pro and her uncle had played for England.

girls are vicious playing hockey, yo. Almosty every bruise i had from playing that game was the result of a girl, was weird.


dave

 

[pootle]

One of my cousins is training with Everton Ladies with a view to a trial.
They've got a pretty good set up too.

Everton ladies are a v good team! Good work your cousin!

and ooh! cheers Dave! Seriously though, should we ever get as far a league action, I might take you up on that offer.

 

[Rollem]

relahni should train us

he's quite the task master!

 

[London_Calling]

I like it when they try and trap a ball.

hop hop, hop. Proper Benny Hill.

Fair play though, have a laugh.

 

[tufty79]

They'd probably field a premature foetus.. before considering themselves desperate enough to employ a woman.

i used to be one of those
(female, obv).
probably had better coordination skills back then

pootle - when're we playing, then?

 

[DRINK?]

I can help with the kit design?

 

[tufty79]

^^ can we have that in purple, please?

 

[DRINK?]

simples....consider it done

 

[pootle]

relahni should train us

he's quite the task master!

Really Rollem, we don't need to hear the finer details of what goes on between a married couple

Oh! You were talking about the football...


Kitty, does this mean you're up for trying? Nice one! I'm thinking most of the top types that have replied are South London/Brixton types aren't you? I think we should have a cursory kickaround south in that case.

Will suggest some dates when I'm back from the Glade!

Go girls!

 

[Onket]

When I was at school the girls were moaning that there was no girls rugby team so the PE fella said he'd sort out a game if they could get a team together. They did and got battered. Actually physically battered.

It was quite funny really, one of the girls wore hotpants and a wonderbra. They'd not really thought it through and it was never mentioned it again (by them).

As an aside, the girl in the hotpants cropped up the other year in the Sunday Mirror cos she was having an affair with Dev off Corrie. She's fat now.

I reckon you should go for it with getting this football team together. All the best with it.

 

[pootle]

Kitty, does this mean you're up for trying? Nice one! I'm thinking most of the top types that have replied are South London/Brixton types aren't you? I think we should have a cursory kickaround south in that case.

Will suggest some dates when I'm back from the Glade!

Am back from the Glade but my brane isn't fully functioning beyond the next hour (apart from knowing I'm deffo going to the pub on thursday and clubbing Friday )

Give me a day or so until I'm back at work and more with it and I'll suggest some times and places, innit.

Big ta! To those interested or showing support

 

[big eejit]

I thought this was for a ladies U75 team as in England U21.

 

[pootle]

I should imagine most of us will be under 75!