Ladies - How far is reasonable to walk on a night out?
- Thread starter Yelkcub
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QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
Bin her - that sounds silly and I speak as a lazy sod who hates walking!
The only time I have ever done something like that is if I have been at a wedding or something and I have said, in advance, to Mr. QofG's "I am wearing fuck off sexy shoes that look fantastic but are not designed for me to walk more than 8 steps in so park near the church"
The only time I have ever done something like that is if I have been at a wedding or something and I have said, in advance, to Mr. QofG's "I am wearing fuck off sexy shoes that look fantastic but are not designed for me to walk more than 8 steps in so park near the church"
Edcase
Going the Distance
Who the fuck wears cowboy boots to a Jay-Z gig?
I suggest next time you go out it's to a country & western gig, and you turn up wearing a large Flava Flav-style clock around your neck which you proceed to 'accidentally' knock her out with while square dancing. See how she likes them apples!
I suggest next time you go out it's to a country & western gig, and you turn up wearing a large Flava Flav-style clock around your neck which you proceed to 'accidentally' knock her out with while square dancing. See how she likes them apples!
Who the fuck wears cowboy boots to a Jay-Z gig?
I suggest next time you go out it's to a country & western gig, and you turn up wearing a large Flava Flav-style clock around your neck which you proceed to 'accidentally' knock her out with while square dancing. See how she likes them apples!
Sounds like a plan! Should ask 'What Time Is It?' every now and again on the way there?
Lo Siento.
Second As Farce
additionally. If she´s too lazy to walk 500m, she deserves to be enormous. Is she?
trashpony
Hag
Bin her - that sounds silly and I speak as a lazy sod who hates walking!
The only time I have ever done something like that is if I have been at a wedding or something and I have said, in advance, to Mr. QofG's "I am wearing fuck off sexy shoes that look fantastic but are not designed for me to walk more than 8 steps in so park near the church"
Car/bar shoes. Fabulous but there's no way I'd wear them to a gig. That would be dim in the extreme.
To think you missed the urban drinks for this woman too Yelkcub
Nah, not at all, as it happens. Fuck knows how not, as you say.
To think you missed the urban drinks for this woman too Yelkcub
Not same woman Trashy.
Lo Siento.
Second As Farce
well where does she place on the hot/crazy graph then? I think this puts her pretty far along the crazy axis.
Kanda
Diving wanker
It's an old saying. From Good Will Hunting.
Geri
wasn't born to follow
That's the thing, she wasn't in stilletos. She was in boots, jeans, fairly warm clothes and a coat. As you expect, meeting in a pub, to go to a gig.
trashpony
Hag
stupid dogbot
Haughty and Superior
Don't invite her on any romantic walks or strolls, I'd say.
Blimey you took one to a show last week and a different one to jay-z this week
I'm single
quimcunx
imprimeo, lamino, distribuo
It appears to be enjoying a renaissance.
It's a fairly commonly used phrase, I would have said. Maybe my mates are just twats
trashpony
Hag
I know. It wasn't the number of women, it was the type of gigs. Never mind
I give good dates!
Blood Brothers was great last week, now you mention it. Who would of thought Mel C can sing?
spanglechick
High Empress of Dressing Up
Some cowboy boots do have a heel, and I wiouldn't be able to wear them an walk more than about 20 metres... BUT - i'm aware I have pathetic feet, and so always have flat shoes for walking in too.
ShiftyBagLady
Thinks she is a flower to be looked at
She sounds moany.
trashpony
Hag
I give good dates!
Blood Brothers was great last week, now you mention it. Who would of thought Mel C can sing?
You do, don't you? I'm single you know
Wasn't she the only one of them that could sing?
madzone
Physically unfavourable
Would HAVEI give good dates!
Blood Brothers was great last week, now you mention it. Who would of thought Mel C can sing?
Would HAVE
FFS
