Ladies, how do you feel about being in a bikini?

[kained&able]

Aww, does your little soldier stand to attention when you see nekkid ladies?

Srsly - seeing some 70 yr olds wrinkled dugs dragging along by her belly button is about as far from sexy as it gets...

Havent been on one since i was i dunno around 13 in France but yes, yes it does.

Espeiclly when thers the odd hottie about the place.

dave

 

[kyser_soze]

TBH the whole getting stiffy thing usually passes pretty quickly IME, altho it's true you do tend to walk around 'with some blood in it', as Oli Reed used to say...

 

[Madusa]

I was a bit embarrased playing vollyball tbh with things jiggling.

 

[kyser_soze]

Seeing nude old men playing volleyball is one of the funniest experiences of my life. Halfway through the game one of them yells out 'Does anyone have anything I could strap my cock down with?'...clearly the slapping was hurting...

 

[EastEnder]

Halfway through the game one of them yells out 'Does anyone have anything I could strap my cock down with?'...clearly the slapping was hurting...

It does after a while - I ended up wrapping mine around my leg a couple of times, and tying a knot at the end. Problem solved.

 

[Yetman]

Only on holiday as my tits are fucking massive and i would feel really uncomfortable, offensive and inappropriate at a swimming pool esp if there were kids there...

Big tits are not offensive! Quite the opposite in fact

Unless you are Vanessa Feltz or that homeless I saw tother day picking snacks out of bins with no bra on and the biggest pair of knockers you ever did see. Her nips were like udders man, pointing toward the floor and far too visible through her pathetically thin t-shirt.....

Nearly put me off my tits that

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

I've been on a nudist beach with my mum and her partner (i kept bottoms on).........after a while it stops being a novelty doesn't it ?

I'm no longer in contact with my parents, so that just wouldn't happen.

But there's no way I'd go to a nudist beach with my daughter and son-in-law. No. Way.

In fact, I can't imagine ever being on a nudist beach at all. I just wouldn't.

 

[Madusa]

Yeah but when everyone else is naked, it just seems like the right thing to do.

 

[Fedayn]

Yeah but when everyone else is naked, it just seems like the right thing to do.

Either that or go somewhere else less wrinkly.

 

[mentalchik]

I'm no longer in contact with my parents, so that just wouldn't happen.

But there's no way I'd go to a nudist beach with my daughter and son-in-law. No. Way.

In fact, I can't imagine ever being on a nudist beach at all. I just wouldn't.

Fair enough !

I've seen my mum naked loadsa times and she's seen me.........i'm very hung up about my body but actually found the anonomity of it all quite refreshing tbh !

although this was a few years ago now.....not sure i could handle it so well these days !