William of Walworth said:
I think Kenny would like two of the US style channels to be run either by a TV offshoot of Associated Newspapers, or by Rupert Murdoch ...
I reckon you are right there William.
I wonder what Daily Mailavision's schedule would looklike
7.00pm Is your cat giving you cancer -- various psudoscientific therories on how cat hairs cause cancer
9.00 Send 'em back -- A game show in which Daily Mail readers compete to throw out the most immigrants
10.00 Hate of the week
11.00 The Womens Programme -- the ghost of Linda Lee Potter berates women and orders them to bed or they will be too tired to make their husbands breakfast
12.00 Midnight Relationship Programme for Men -- this week 100 ways to keep your wife in the kitchen.
1.00 am Cocoa and closedown
8.00 am Childrens programmes - this week some Enid Blyton with added 1930's racism.
9.00 Storytime - this week 'Little Black Sambo'* meets an explorer
10.00 Coffee Time Programme -- Women, remember going to work will reduce your fertility
11.00 News
12.00 History Programme - This week why Oswald Mosely wasn't that bad really
etc etc etc
*NB for younger readers LBS was a rather racist childrens book used in the UK up untll the 1950's.
Me thinks that this is more Kenny's style of viewing.
