Mrs Magpie said:
He looks so cross.
Kittens in the Albert
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He looks so cross.
Mine eyes have seen the kittens
And they are SOOOOOOO CUTE!
There are five of them, born three days ago. They are so tiny, like little black and white mice. Their eyes aren't open yet and they are very sleepy, though one of them was pretty lively and had a good set of lungs, squeaking for mother at the top of its voice.
One is black, which Pat wants to keep. One is a tuxedo cat with dear little pink toes, who I completely fell in love with but I have quite enough cat responsibilities, thankyouverymuch, and the other three are random black and whities.
Shame there were no blue ones like Billy the Bollocks but never mind.
Mum is doing fine, though she looks a bit dazed, and Billy is being the very model of a protective father, bless him.
All together now, MOHHHHHHHH!
Where's Madshadow? Can't we get him to take some piccies and post them up?
And they are SOOOOOOO CUTE!
There are five of them, born three days ago. They are so tiny, like little black and white mice. Their eyes aren't open yet and they are very sleepy, though one of them was pretty lively and had a good set of lungs, squeaking for mother at the top of its voice.
One is black, which Pat wants to keep. One is a tuxedo cat with dear little pink toes, who I completely fell in love with but I have quite enough cat responsibilities, thankyouverymuch, and the other three are random black and whities.
Shame there were no blue ones like Billy the Bollocks but never mind.
Mum is doing fine, though she looks a bit dazed, and Billy is being the very model of a protective father, bless him.
All together now, MOHHHHHHHH!
Where's Madshadow? Can't we get him to take some piccies and post them up?
Mrs Magpie
On a bit of break...
Not so, Mr Retro....
My nephew knows a guy who has one prosthetic bollock after cancer and his party trick is to stick it on the table and whack it with a hammer
That makes me wince and cross my legs and I'm a girly
My nephew knows a guy who has one prosthetic bollock after cancer and his party trick is to stick it on the table and whack it with a hammer
That makes me wince and cross my legs and I'm a girly 
DrRingDing
'anti-human wanker'
Mrs Magpie said:
What about his poor scrotum!?
I already do.
He's still stalking round the pub looking for his lost spherical objects.
He's still stalking round the pub looking for his lost spherical objects.
SwizzleStiX
Active Member
Isambard said:What a lovely thread.I was searching for something else on google when I saw this:
Aww that's cheered me up
That is the spit of George our kitten when we first got him, he's a year and three quarters older now - that could be him
SwizzleStiX
Active Member
Mrs Magpie said:Not so, Mr Retro....
My nephew knows a guy who has one prosthetic bollock after cancer and his party trick is to stick it on the table and whack it with a hammer
Mine are crossed too, oww !
Agent Sparrow
AGENT TRAITOR; fools 8 year olds
Are there any kittens which still need to be housed? Someone at work has just asked if I knew of anyone who had some kittens that need homes, cos, well, she has a home if she can find a kitten.
