Kiera Knightly-Crap Not Crap?

[Maggot]

Every film Ive seen her in leads me to believe she is total fucking gash.

Is this a compliment?

 

[In Bloom]

Fit as fuck, but a mediocre actor, from what I remember of the films she's been in (not much, none of them are much good, besides Hole, which was alright)

 

[Iam]

Is this a compliment?

I've never heard "gash" used as a compliment. I'd use it to to suggest the worst kind of drivel, normally...

 

[pilchardman]

I like her. And she's in Pirates of the Carribean. Which is good.

 

[In Bloom]

<snip>Pirates of the Carribean. Which is good.

What have you been smoking? Jesus fucking Christ

 

[Maggot]

I've never heard "gash" used as a compliment. I'd use it to to suggest the worst kind of drivel, normally...

I've never heard it used as an insult, only as a noun.

 

[butchersapron]

What have you been smoking? Jesus fucking Christ

Fuck off, it's great film. Are you *really* in the AF?

 

[pilchardman]

What have you been smoking? Jesus fucking Christ

It's got Pirates. And Johnny Depp. What's not to like?

(OK, it's a bit long. They could cut some fight scenes).

 

[pilchardman]

Fuck off, it's great film. Are you *really* in the AF?

I like the AF more and more.

 

[In Bloom]

It's got Pirates. And Johnny Depp. What's not to like?

(OK, it's a bit long. They could cut some fight scenes).

It's also got Orlando Bloom. And a ludicrously bad plot. Even Johnny Depp couldn't rescue that shite heap of a film.

 

[butchersapron]

Sexist

 

[In Bloom]

Sexist

 

[pilchardman]

And a ludicrously bad plot.

Cursed pirate skeletons? What do you want, Mike Leigh?

 

[butchersapron]

Cursed pirate skeletons? What do you want, Mike Leigh?

...and Keira Knightly.

I bet he hates Buffy too.

 

[pilchardman]

...and Keira Knightly.

 

[MysteryGuest]

I like her. And she's in Pirates of the Carribean. Which is good.

Pirates of the Caribbean is ultra-post-meta-nang.

 

[pilchardman]

Pirates of the Caribbean is ultra-post-meta-nang.

Whatever that is, I agree. (If it's good).

 

[butchersapron]

Pirates of the Caribbean is ultra-post-meta-nang.

Shut up - it's fucking nong. And early-nong at that.

 

[In Bloom]

I bet he hates Buffy too.

Buffy = well cool
Pirates of the Carribean = unwatchable dross

And how come Kiera Nightly never turned into a cursed skeleton thingy after she nicked that coin?

 

[butchersapron]

Buffy = well cool
Pirates of the Carribean = unwatchable dross

And how come Kiera Nightly never turned into a cursed skeleton thingy after she nicked that coin?

Because she had the nong. Why didn't she before? - because they needed all the bits. Probably.

 

[pilchardman]

And how come Kiera Nightly never turned into a cursed skeleton thingy after she nicked that coin?

Cos she's a babe and you aren't.

 

[butchersapron]

Cos she's a babe and you aren't.

ex-fucking-actly

 

[rednblack]

keira's tits are too small

 

[pilchardman]

Sexist!

 

[butchersapron]

keira's tits are too small

Look at her face then. And you're a poof anyway.

 

[stavros]

Couldn't really give a toss about Knightley, but I think she's a little overrated in terms of how good looking she is. She ain't ugly but I fancy Parminder Nagra, her Bend It Like Beckham co-star who's now in ER, more. Upon telling one of my mates this he looked at me as if I was from another planet.

I wouldn't go out of my way to see a Knightley film because she's in it but she's hardly offensive. Depp was the ruler of the waves in Pirates.

 

[butchersapron]

You're a pro oddball though. Greeky. Tell us again of the 10 000.

 

[rednblack]

. She ain't ugly but I fancy Parminder Nagra, .

now you're talking

 

[pk]

Oil her, and bring her to me...

 

[cathal marcs]

Parminder Nagra, her Bend It Like Beckham co-star who's now in ER.

She looks like a girl I work with