Ken Barlow

[sojourner]

Yeah, thanks for that Soj.

No worries moomoo. On the plus side, it makes me feel young so not entirely worthless

 

[electrogirl]

just....why? who thought that up?

I don't know but it always made me jump. You'd be sitting there all comfortable and happy watching telly and then...naked old people!

 

[yardbird]

Second episode of corrie in a min. If he takes his clothes off I'll end up retching all over again urgh - he's probably going to snog her soon as well. It's like watching your grandparents fucking

Nout to do with corrie, but I trust that there is actually nothing wrong with one's grandfolks fucking.

 

[DotCommunist]

Kens hips don't lie you know

 

[sojourner]

Nout to do with corrie, but I trust that there is actually nothing wrong with one's grandfolks fucking.

absolutely nothing wrong with it at all. but you don't wanna watch them, do you?

 

[Dillinger4]

absolutely nothing wrong with it at all. but you don't wanna watch them, do you?

you don't.

 

[sojourner]

you don't.

you do?

 

[Iguana]

I'm planning to die as a naked, fucking old folk.

 

[yardbird]

There must be a Latin or Greek word for watching your nan and gramps doing it!

 

[madzone]

Kens hips don't lie you know

I've just been a little bit sick in my mouth

 

[Dillinger4]

There must be a Latin or Greek word for watching your nan and gramps doing it!

biddiphilia

 

[DotCommunist]

There must be a Latin or Greek word for watching your nan and gramps doing it!

gerontophilia

 

[DotCommunist]

biddiphilia

yours is funnier, but untrue.

 

[sojourner]

The bloke who plays Jed Stone is the shittest actor in the world. Evah.

The worlds worst tranny made me laugh though - barking out 'did ma usband try to strangle yer?'

 

[Iguana]

The worlds worst tranny made me laugh though - barking out 'did ma usband try to strangle yer?'

And then very, very quietly, 'Mr Stone.'

 

[sojourner]

And then very, very quietly, 'Mr Stone.'

quality

 

[madzone]

Ophelia Biddy

 

[Y_I_Otter]

I think they keep Ken around because he's the last remaining character who was in Corrie from the very first ep. He's always had his present accent, even when he was a young socialist firebrand. Take pity on those of us for whom Corrie is still in April 2008-- who's he boinking now?

 

[sojourner]

who's he boinking now?

Have you read the thread?

 

[Santino]

I was disappointed when Mike Baldwin died because I thought he and Ken should have gone out with their hands around each other's throats like Londo and G'Kar.

 

[Melinda]

Having a nemesis FTW!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Stephanie fucking Beacham does. I've gone right off her now. She was better in Tenko anyway

Bet electrogirl's never heard of Tenko



*is old*

I was a Tenko fan.

Suppose it's lucky that Stephanie Beacham's half deaf, she doesn't have to hear Ken's voice too much

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Aye. Do you know what Tenko means? Without googling? I do *smug cunt*

I've got a book written by a woman who was really in Changi Prison, and which Tenko was apparently based on. Unfortunately it's appalling written.

I liked Stephanie Beacham in Dynasty

 

[Y_I_Otter]

Have you read the thread?

Don't roll those bloodshot eyes at me, laydeh!

I did read the thread, clever-clogs, it just isn't a character I'm familiar with. I was hoping (against hope, obviously) that some kind soul might put me in the picture as to who she is.

It is a she, isn't it?

 

[sojourner]

^cheeky - my eyes were fine last night


Stephanie fucking Beacham is playing some bohemian Older Laydee who lives on a barge, drinks red wine, makes her own leek and potato soup, loves literature, and is playing the role of Blanche Dubois in a local amdram production I mean, I fancy her just for that lot alone, so you can't really blame Ken. He lives with a woman who thinks that wearing skintight prawn cocktail-coloured polyester tops in your 50s is a good thing

 

[Agent Sparrow]

Haven't watched corrie for ages. So Ken isn't still with Deardrie then?

 

[sojourner]

Haven't watched corrie for ages. So Ken isn't still with Deardrie then?

Oh he's still with Deirdre...its just that he was out walking the dog by the canal the other day and happened upon SFB, so naturally he's a walking erection now

 

[Y_I_Otter]

^cheeky - my eyes were fine last night

Sorry then. I was just playing the law of averages.

Stephanie fucking Beacham is playing some bohemian Older Laydee who lives on a barge, drinks red wine, makes her own leek and potato soup, loves literature, and is playing the role of Blanche Dubois in a local amdram production I mean, I fancy her just for that lot alone, so you can't really blame Ken. He lives with a woman who thinks that wearing skintight prawn cocktail-coloured polyester tops in your 50s is a good thing

Oh dear, and there's me thinking Ken would finally come out before Corrie gave him the gold watch. That hair alone fairly screams 'homo-of-a-certain-age'.

Even for a straight man a knot-hole in a pine door would be more erotically appealing than Dierdre, she of the Cardassian neck-tendons. I still get the shudders when I remember her affair with Dev.

 

[sojourner]

You could hardly call a drunken one night stand an 'affair' YI Urgghhh *shudders*

 

[DotCommunist]

Sorry then. I was just playing the law of averages.



Oh dear, and there's me thinking Ken would finally come out before Corrie gave him the gold watch. That hair alone fairly screams 'homo-of-a-certain-age'.

Even for a straight man a knot-hole in a pine door would be more erotically appealing than Dierdre, she of the Cardassian neck-tendons. I still get the shudders when I remember her affair with Dev.

perfect description.