Kate's up the duff again

[alsoknownas]

What town crier business?

Some pantomime yodeler overdoing it in front of St Mary's.

 

[Maurice Picarda]

Some pantomime yodeler overdoing it in front of St Mary's.

Ugh. Still, as long as he's not officially sanctioned and is just an eccentric master of toast gone rogue.

 

[5t3IIa]

TBH i haven't been paying attention but thought she'd had it last week. go aussie media

I did too and I'm here

 

[rekil]

Harry Hewitt down to 5th in line. The odds on him doing a nepalese style royal family massacre just shortened a bit more.

 

[cesare]

Christ I actually heard a bloody reporter say "speaking as a parent ..."

 

[telbert]

Another fucking parasite born into a life of luxury and privilege paid for by us.

 

[Indeliblelink]

caption competition anyone?

 

[brogdale]

Harry Hewitt down to 5th in line. The odds on him doing a nepalese style royal family massacre just shortened a bit more.

...and dipendra never had an apache!

 

[bi0boy]

I am so disappointed I was not with the crowds outside Buckingham palace to witness the formal announcement of the royal birth being posted on an easel.

 

[Lord Camomile]

That town crier business was frikkin embarrassing. Other countries must think we're a nation of morons. lol.

I'm pretty sure they love it. Isn't the international adoration of the Royals one of the first arguments royalists use in their favour? Mebbe not the French, but a lot of countries love a bit of our ol' pomp 'n' circumstance.

 

[dessiato]

I'm pretty sure they love it. Isn't the international adoration of the Royals one of the first arguments royalists use in their favour? Mebbe not the French, but a lot of countries love a bit of our ol' pomp 'n' circumstance.

Even the British tourist board surveys say very few go to the UK because of the Windsors. It is a fallacy that is quickly disproved.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Away with your facts! *shakes fist*

 

[Maurice Picarda]

Even the British tourist board surveys say very few go to the UK because of the Windsors. It is a fallacy that is quickly disproved.

If they were being publicly executed, one by one, in a series of sell-out extravaganzas held at Wembley or Stratford, there would certainly be a benefit to the wider tourism industry.

 

[Favelado]

I reached the top of the Eiffel Tower and looked out over the city. The majesty of Sacre Coeur and Montmartre, all of Paris in it's glory and thought to myself, "This is alright but it needs a royal family".

 

[rekil]

...and dipendra never had an apache!

A Harry chopper rampage could not fail to provide a massive boost to the tourist industry. You'd get a gleaming Norman Foster massacre interpretative centre and everything.

 

[5t3IIa]

In the words of Sharon Bott "'as she 'ad it yet?"

 

[Belushi]

In the words of Sharon Bott "'as she 'ad it yet?"

Yeah, Princess Spudulika, born 8.43 this morning.

 

[UrbaneFox]

Some pantomime yodeler overdoing it in front of St Mary's.

That's how Matthew Hopkins started out.

 

[Lord Camomile]

I've desperately been trying to discover that it's a spoof account, but so far no joy. I think it's safe to say it's not a real news account.

 

[bi0boy]

What does Nicholas Witchell actually do between the sprogs, weddings, funerals?

 

[William of Walworth]

What does Nicholas Witchell actually do between the sprogs, weddings, funerals?

Lick Royal arses at random, actual event unimportant?

 

[William of Walworth]

Actual event unimportant

 

[William of Walworth]

Just endured a bit of BBC coverage. I have a preference for a policy of

'Execute sycophants, merely deport** royals'

**to Yekarterinberg/Sverdlovsk

 

[Flanflinger]

Another fucking parasite born into a life of luxury and privilege paid for by us.

Victoria Sponger Windsor.

 

[William of Walworth]

The above from me was only partly serious , but I genuinely hate sycophants much more than I hate the actual parasites.

 

[Batboy]

caption competition anyone?

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'Fuck... why does William always embarrass me in public?

 

[ViolentPanda]

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"Wills? Harry is pissed again!"

"I thought the new 'one in, one out' rule would be more 'Logan's Run', less 'dead dosser' ".

 

[QueenOfGoths]

caption competition anyone?

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"Good heavens is it peasant shooting season already!?"

 

[Artaxerxes]

caption competition anyone?

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Its a boy!

 

[izz]

just bumped this thread to say, how perfect it is that the front of Hello magazine features a story on how Prince George can't avoid the paparazzi. Illustrated with a photo of Prince George.

as you were.