Kate's up the duff again

[Pickman's model]

actually it would be fitting to send the whole foul cabal to the andaman islands, formerly prison islands for offenders from india.

 

[cesare]

actually it would be fitting to send the whole foul cabal to the andaman islands, formerly prison islands for offenders from india.

Or shove them onto a North Sea oil rig. There won't be much going on there in a decade or so.

 

[Tankus]

Isis must be miffed , relegated to page 7 and beyond .....may need a relaunching and brand name change again ...

 

[Pickman's model]

Or shove them onto a North Sea oil rig. There won't be much going on there in a decade or so.

maybe they could be left on rockall, masters of all they surveyed.

 

[Pickman's model]

Isis must be miffed , relegated to page 7 and beyond .....may need a relaunching and brand name change again ...

or perhaps they could do us a favour.

 

[cesare]

maybe they could be left on rockall, masters of all they surveyed.

And rename it fuckall

 

[Pickman's model]

And rename it fuckall

it could be like that bit in the earthsea books where ged finds the prince and princess on a reef. but they're auld and mad and so they're left behind.

 

[cesare]

it could be like that bit in the earthsea books where ged finds the prince and princess on a reef. but they're auld and mad and so they're left behind.

Prince and Princess of Desolation

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Send them to the six counties.

What, chop them up and send them to six different counties?

 

[Pickman's model]

What, chop them up and send them to six different counties?

or chop them up and throw them in the sea for the fishes to eat.

 

[Jollity Farm]

Salmond is keen on the royals, I think, and wants an independent Scotland to be able to borrow them, in the manner of Canada and Australia. So voting Yes is no guarantee of baby-free news North of the border, sorry.

Anyway, congratulations to everyone with functioning reproductive systems, I guess.

 

[Idris2002]

Anyway, congratulations to everyone with functioning reproductive systems.

And a star to sail them by.

 

[Pickman's model]

Salmond is keen on the royals, I think, and wants an independent Scotland to be able to borrow them, in the manner of Canada and Australia. So voting Yes is no guarantee of baby-free news North of the border, sorry.

Anyway, congratulations to everyone with functioning reproductive systems, I guess.

surely not everyone. you're not including the foul windsor klan in that, are you?

 

[dessiato]

Kate who?

When I posted that I really did mean it. Now I know it's a female of child bearing age with no job who has been knocked up by her husband. That's news?

 

[19sixtysix]

When I posted that I really did mean it. Now I know it's a female of child bearing age with no job who has been knocked up by her husband. That's news?

To clarify she is the royal family's breading mare.

 

[MrSki]

Surely it should be Cath & not Kate. Spell your name with a C & all that.

 

[Poot]

They're probably just desperate to avoid the spare bedroom tax, poor things.

 

[Awesome Wells]

Good, good, everything is proceeding exactly as I have foreseen.

 

[Awesome Wells]

Isis must be miffed , relegated to page 7 and beyond .....may need a relaunching and brand name change again ...

name change? I vote Cilislam Bang!

 

[Dogsauce]

Can't they just feed them to the pandas?

 

[fogbat]

James Hewitt's grandsprog, via Harry. It'll emerge in a tiny Nazi uniform.

 

[DairyQueen]

All seems a bit silly. If No now win, the child will be remembered as the one kept the UK together which is probably not going to be looked on favourably in Scottish folklore. If its a Yes, then the child will be remembered as being about as influential as the Daily Mail.

 

[Sprocket.]

Breaking news:
Mega rich, healthy young couple having second child, forelock tugging expected in near future.
Now get back to work peasants!

 

[Celyn]

Salmond is keen on the royals, I think, and wants an independent Scotland to be able to borrow them, in the manner of Canada and Australia. So voting Yes is no guarantee of baby-free news North of the border, sorry.

Anyway, congratulations to everyone with functioning reproductive systems, I guess.

The Union of the Crowns is different from the U. of the Parliaments, so we're stuck with the monarchy for now. Still, one thing at a time, eh?

Eventually we'll build a guillotine or something.

 

[quiquaquo]

Do what Italy did in 1946: "The new republican constitution was released together with a group of minor dispositions, the 13th of which prescribed that the male members of the House of Savoy must stay in perpetual exile."

That bastard Berlusconi let the scum back in.

 

[stavros]

 

[Idris2002]

Do what Italy did in 1946: "The new republican constitution was released together with a group of minor dispositions, the 13th of which prescribed that the male members of the House of Savoy must stay in perpetual exile."

That bastard Berlusconi let the scum back in.

House of Glucksburg are still banned from Greece, though, right?

 

[DotCommunist]

we'll be treated again to the sight of sadsacks and tourists waiting outside the gates of buck house for news of the royal babbys gender

 

[hash tag]

A little sister for george?

 

[hash tag]

So, little mildred is on the way. If nothing else, a welcome distraction from the election.