Just stabbed my freezer :twat:

[upsidedownwalrus]

LOL has anyone NOT done this?

I've never done it to my own one... I remember my brother doing it to the fridge at some party at an obscure Rich American Kids College that my mate attended in Richmond... Apparently they deserved it for being rich yanks or something...

 

[Radar]

I'm in an unfurnished rental property, and they supply the white goods - this is one of them. So its not mine but I'll still have to replace the bastard.

Hot weekend coming up, I'm gonna have to eat everything in it arent I. Just bought loads of shopping as well. BOLLOCKS.

Might ring the landlord and tell him to come round and sort his heap of shit fridge out

Why not ?? Try playing it dumb. but once the freezer has defrosted will he not be able to see the hole you made ?

 

[Yetman]

Why not ?? Try playing it dumb. but once the freezer has defrosted will he not be able to see the hole you made ?

Nah its tiny!! He might notice the big dent in the front where I bottled the fucker for not accepting my beer though....that'll pop out with a plunger or something though surely. I'll give it a go

 

[pembrokestephen]

LOL has anyone NOT done this?

*raises hand*

But I've had a near miss or two...

 

[pembrokestephen]

Leave it on some wasteland with the door tantalisingly left ajar, so local kids can trap themselves in it and die *sobs*


^^ this used to happen all the time apparently, according to public information films

I can believe it - I think there was some kind of hasty rush towards the current magnetic-door-surround type after a spate of deaths of kids locked inside the old kind. It's exactly the sort of thing I'd have done as a kid if I'd found a fridge on wasteland, so either I never found one, or common sense prevailed at the time

 

[mrs quoad]

I de-iced mine prematurely with a chisel, knife, and lump hammer.

I didn't realise you could just, well, turn them off and wait

 

[Iam]

Whilst I don't condone knives or violence, aggressive retribution towards inanimate objects is a fine form of expression, imvho.

 

[moose]

LOL has anyone NOT done this?

I haven't.







mr moose was responsible for ours

 

[Treacle Toes]

one suggestion, FREECYCLE!

*leaves thread*

 

[geminisnake]

I've never knifed my freezer either. Bowls of hot water and a plastic fish slice work fine for me. You can scrape without fear of puncture

 

[subversplat]

Personally my preferred method of freezer defrosting is to come home drunk and leave it open after making some 2am chips.

I currently seem to manage it every other month

 

[Radar]

Miss minnie has a fridge on the go in recycle!

 

[pembrokestephen]

I de-iced mine prematurely with a chisel, knife, and lump hammer.

I didn't realise you could just, well, turn them off and wait

I quite often defrost our chest freezer-inna-shed in-service with a two inch bolster and a baulk of 2x2" timber. The bolster is wide enough - provided I'm careful enough to hold it parallel to the freezer wall - to not risk digging in, and a 2x2" lump of wood isn't a club-hammer in anyone's money.

My biggest problem is frostbite. I wish we could replace it with an upright freezer one day...

 

[longdog]

The most fun way to defrost is to take the fridge / freezer outside and attack the inside with a hose until big lumps of ice fall off.

If you've got a toy boat you can play Titanic

 

[feyr]

The most fun way to defrost is to take the fridge / freezer outside and attack the inside with a hose until big lumps of ice fall off.

If you've got a toy boat you can play Titanic

i too have stabbed a freezer while angrily defrosting it

 

[Ozric]

*Stands up*

My name is Ozric, and I too have stabbed a freezer

Fortunately the landlord took one look and said it was old and needed replacing, so I kept my mouth shut.

 

[Herbsman.]

Just in case anyone hasn't said this already:

Tip for people who wish to defrost a freezer:

Warm water melts ice. Remember this basic fact.

 

[oddworld]

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