just make up songs/bands etc here

[Annierak]

Yo Annie, good to see ya lass how the hell are you?

Hey hello!! Aww great to see you on here too lad

I'm fine thanks. How you diddling?

 

[isitme]

DJ Void - Static (Convalescent Remix)

 

[machine cat]

Nitrite - Subsidence

 

[machine cat]

JLB-8 - nonce sence

 

[F_Burnside]

Dr Spam = The Man With The Jism Weave Tie

 

[rikwakefield]

Magic Sponge - Orange Jelly Love

 

[isitme]

Bryan Adams - Everything I Do (I do it for you)

 

[DotCommunist]

Baba Ruffsparks- '10 down'

on the Green Jello label

 

[SpookyFrank]

I Like Kittens - Dave "Dave the Cunt" Cunterson and the Death Bastards

 

[machine cat]

Bryan Adams - Everything I Do (I do it for you)

at least make it sound like a real artist

 

[Santino]

Metal Apocalypse Volume II: The Gathering - Wolfenstein

 

[ericjarvis]

Whining Walter Wilson - They're Hanging My Dawgie Tomorrow
Possibly the most gratuitously suicidal singer ever to take the stage at the Grand Ole Opry.

Syphilitic Joe Cumberbatch - Even My Balls Got The Blues
Unfortunately the great Mississippi blues accordionist never got the radio play he deserved.

The Clap - Shut The Fuck Up
A band who could have been punk greats had they not formed in 1998 in Tunbridge Wells.

 

[isitme]

the tossers - gravitas

 

[isitme]

My friend at school wanted to make a band called 'Captain Damage and The Bastards' which I think is one of the best names ever. especially when you add in the fact that they would totally suck

 

[isitme]

Nordfist - Fight for your country
Hammer of Thor - White Future

 

[rekil]

My friend at school wanted to make a band called 'Captain Damage and The Bastards' which I think is one of the best names ever. especially when you add in the fact that they would totally suck

Brian Damage surely.

 

[redsnapper]

Lock up your daughters - Fritzl Haven

 

[seeformiles]

Bastardos - "Leather & Piss"

 

[ivebeenhigh]

sudo you - the control freaks

 

[ivebeenhigh]

Brian Damage surely.

Drain Bamage

 

[samk]

*cookie* and the imaginary friends - firky in disguise
hemophilic joe hobo and the bleedin shame - bright bupa futures
hangnail - leicestershire death penalty

 

[rekil]

Hurtmore - Passive Aggressive. Staind/Puddle Of Mudd members side project. Neo-grunge dregs atrocity.

 

[rekil]

Metal Apocalypse Volume II: The Gathering - Wolfenstein

More or less done already.

 

[ericjarvis]

The Prodigiously Naff - Lying On The Studio Floor Staring At The Ceiling
The quintessential 70s prog rock album.

 

[Yetman]

Wyld Whoreses - Stitch up your mrs

Fuck the Worlds Problems - Emo Tickle

 

[Barking_Mad]

Johnny and The Also-Rans - Lonely Summer Nights

much forgotten 80's pop-rock.

 

[Barking_Mad]

LoneWolf - Angels in Hell

Heavy Metal chart crossover acoustic tune.

 

[Barking_Mad]

DJ CCTV - Under Surveillance

Politico-hop

 

[Barking_Mad]

Billy 'Cactus' George & The Dunes - Left My Heart in Barstow

50's country

 

[Annierak]

Twisted Fister - Behind The Gimp Mask EP

Homo thrash metal outfit