mentalchik
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit."
*Pays a medic 20 menthol cools to have a shine job done, so he can see people sneaking up in the dark*
I would so have a shine job !

*Pays a medic 20 menthol cools to have a shine job done, so he can see people sneaking up in the dark*

Catty article. I think I prefer Madge.
Yeh, give me a body fascist cod-mystic who's made some great records over a Stalinist born again Christian who makes her living by being a lame controversialist.
It might suit you to think it’s “cuntish” but I don’t believe it is. Here’s why; you no longer expect people on here to indulge your infatuation with ‘Amy’ or ‘Pete’ and, has been explained to you, your regard for them is largely based on a projection of your personal circumstances.i really didnt deserve anything so cuntish, London Calling. Fuck you anyways, i dont care man.
Funny how El Jefe seems to follow cheesey around the boards to have a pop at her, just like that now forgotten poster Dubversion
"someone who posts a lot on urban replies to someone who posts a lot on urban" shock.

It might suit you to think it’s “cuntish” but I don’t believe it is. Here’s why; you no longer expect people on here to indulge your infatuation with ‘Amy’ or ‘Pete’ and, has been explained to you, your regard for them is largely based on a projection of your personal circumstances.
Your inverse depreciation of Madonna is rooted in exactly the same mid set thus – if a responsible person should no longer let you get away with your postings on here in relation to those you idolise – it is only consistent to point out what I did earlier in this thread.
I do wish you well, and I do wish you’d disconnect from the Internet and seek professional help. There will, though, be no indulgence from me.
"someone who posts a lot on urban replies to someone who posts a lot on urban" shock.

I had heard that this might happen, but I never thought I would see it with my own eyes.
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Julie Burchill at least has the balls to point out that Mad's bod is beginning to look less like a fitness gurus and more like Hulk Hogans. She forgot about the tracksuits though!!!!
alleged feministy type has ago at another alleged feministy type about their body and how they look.
What a long way we've come...
"someone who posts a lot on urban replies to someone who posts a lot on urban" shock.
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Julie Burchill is a fat ugly cunt with the face of a slug,
Where i do find it uncomfortable to condemn someone on looks alone, i cannot disagree with this - the photo on the article literally made me grimace a bit.
I fucking hate Burchill, giving it all the "Working Class Hero" one whilst taking full advantage of a decadent borguios (sp) lifestyle.



I've never been a big Madonna admirer. She is cold, calculating, humourless and manipulative.

How do you know that for sure? She might be lovely irl.![]()

I like Madge sometimes. She has spunk![]()

She does look like a slug, admits to being a slug and is compelling. Shes never boring, and gets attention really easily too from what she says. Good or bad, she gets it.
It doesnt matter what you say sometimes, as long as you get a response.
I'd rather read a Tony Parsons book than click that link.
Yeh, give me a body fascist cod-mystic who's made some great records over a Stalinist born again Christian who makes her living by being a lame controversialist.

word.She does look like a slug, admits to being a slug and is compelling. Shes never boring, and gets attention really easily too from what she says. Good or bad, she gets it.
It doesnt matter what you say sometimes, as long as you get a response.
im actually very good at it too!![]()


I think Madonna looks amazing. It's those toned arms that do it for me. I can't remember the last time I saw a man or woman irl with such well defined arms
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I'll be interested to see how long she'll be able to keep her body looking like that. Just in the interests of science: will she be an amazingly fit 90 year old, and how much longer will her bones and muscles stay strong compared to the average person?
She keeps herself young with regular ingestion of foetus grindings.
Allegedly.

The downside of using male hormone injections...![]()

#what? it doesn't matter what you say?
Boffins conducted a boredom threshold experiment where subjects in 2 weeks solitary confinement were given the choice of a stack of Parsons tat or a facegrater as their sole source of recreation and lo, 9/10 said facegrater please.I'd rather rub my forehead against a cheese-grater than ever read another Tony Parsons book after forcing myself through "Man and Boy".