journalism question for urban - advice needed

[cesare]

really? Well dontcha just know it.

Damn. Just when I was thinking, what do I make of Dwyer? and you come along with your pearls of wisdom and make it all crystal clear.

Cheers to you Cesare.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Oh I don't believe it all. But with regard to your former career he's bang on the money.

Phil, if he'd been in my regiment he would have been tasked to clean up after the mascot, he's that wide of the mark.

Put not your faith in tbaldwins, for you are liable to end with egg on your face.

 

[Pete the Greek]

@ cesare.

VP - why are you wasting your sunday night arguing with Dwyer? go clean the dishes. Do somit useful, man.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Poor old Marat.

Still, at least he died in the bath and didn't make a mess of the Axminster, eh?

 

[ViolentPanda]

@ cesare.

VP - why are you wasting your sunday night arguing with Dwyer? go clean the dishes. Do somit useful, man.

Arguing with Dwyer isn't a waste of time.

Every utterance that slightly reduces the size and weight of phil's ego goes a little way to preventing shifts in the earth's tectonic plates, and so saves hundreds of thousands of people from death by earthquake.

 

[cesare]

Poor old Marat.

Still, at least he died in the bath and didn't make a mess of the Axminster, eh?

With an Axminster would anyone notice?

 

[Cheesypoof]

If cheesey is a real journo, i'm bloody certain she wouldn't name her paper.

thanks hun x

its okay folks - i am going with the two piece presentation of the stories.
fuck this cover - i will proably get it nest week, considering the other stuff i have found.....

 

[Neva]

i am in the middle of doing a 4,000 worder for a newspaper and i have the choice of either doing it in major one, or breaking it down into two or even three pieces.

If your making this decision while in the middle of the essay I don't think you've planned at all well Chessypoof

Also I think the one longer one would be better.

 

[Cheesypoof]

u on msn pete?

 

[Pete the Greek]

u on msn pete?

Am I on msn?

pour quoi?

 

[Cheesypoof]

Am I on msn?

pour quoi?

secret.

 

[Pete the Greek]

Right.

No I don't have/do MSN. If you need to ask anything confidentially, use the PM facility.

 

[Epico]

Hi urban.

I'm a best selling, award winning author - with a contact with one of the countries top publishers.

Can someone tell me how to write a book?

I am an author. Honest. Although I can't tell you who. Or which publisher I'm with. Or give you the vaguest idea of what it is I'm writing about, or who I'm writing for.

Cheers, guys.

 

[Pete the Greek]

Hi urban.

I'm a best selling, award winning author - with a contact with one of the countries top publishers.

Can someone tell me how to write a book?

I am an author. Honest. Although I can't tell you who. Or which publisher I'm with. Or give you the vaguest idea of what it is I'm writing about, or who I'm writing for.

Cheers, guys.

we should do a collection of piss take, sarcastic Cheesy Posts. See how long it takes for the majority of mindless sheep to finally realise we are all being had.

 

[Calva dosser]

Stop picking on it.

 

[story]

ugly.

people are people, even on the internet.

 

[Cheesypoof]

Hi urban.

I'm a best selling, award winning author - with a contact with one of the countries top publishers.

Can someone tell me how to write a book?

I am an author. Honest. Although I can't tell you who. Or which publisher I'm with. Or give you the vaguest idea of what it is I'm writing about, or who I'm writing for.

Cheers, guys.

haha, i got a book deal thanks

 

[Pete the Greek]

haha, i got a book deal thanks

Which you'll have a pseudonym for....so quit the shit and tell us the name of your book.

.....???

 

[Calva dosser]

I would advise some people-"Buy wire wool futures". Wire wool is excellent for removing egg. I suspect there is going to be a run on it.

 

[scifisam]

haha, i got a book deal thanks

You have? Well done. What's it about? Generally, I mean - I wouldn't expect writers to give out their whole plots on a messageboard.

(The smiley is added because I can't understand the nuances of sarcasm on this thread).

 

[ViolentPanda]

With an Axminster would anyone notice?

Yep.

First it'd get sticky.

Then it'd get crusty.

Then it would STINK!

Actually, now I think about it, you're probably right!

 

[cesare]

Yep.

First it'd get sticky.

Then it'd get crusty.

Then it would STINK!

Actually, now I think about it, you're probably right!

 

[Roadkill]

haha, i got a book deal thanks

Of course you have.

And I'm David Starkey.