journalism question for urban - advice needed

[cesare]

*wraps fingers on the table top with impatience*

wraps lol

 

[Pete the Greek]

"Mr"?

Yeah, you're late with that one VP...I've worked it out.

Hence the MASSIVE "Bullit" Jpeg indicating the speed with which I worked out my gender based blunder.

Now stalk off, there's a good'un.

 

[Pete the Greek]

wraps lol

I'll rap (wrap) you in a minute you carry on

 

[phildwyer]

Where have I ever posted anything vaguely mysoginistic on Urban?

Your evident dislike of assertive women and your need to insult and belittle them clearly reveals you as a misogynist.

 

[cesare]

You didn't work it out Pete

If spangly hadn't posted you'd still be none the wiser

 

[cesare]

I'll rap (wrap) you in a minute you carry on

lol <insert variety of smilies>

 

[ViolentPanda]

I don't think I've ever encountered such an obvious misogynist as PTG.

Not even in the mirror?

 

[Pete the Greek]

Not even in the mirror?

Nice comment

 

[ViolentPanda]

Yeah, you're late with that one VP...I've worked it out.

Hence the MASSIVE "Bullit" Jpeg indicating the speed with which I worked out my gender based blunder.

Now stalk off, there's a good'un.

No, you didn't "work it out", Pete, you were told.

I can see why you'd need to lie about your intellectual achievements, but try not to be so obvious about it, eh?

 

[Pete the Greek]

No, you didn't "work it out", Pete, you were told.

I can see why you'd need to lie about your intellectual achievements, but try not to be so obvious about it, eh?

Oooh! CUTTING! You're quite good at being cutting aren't you VP?

Have you considered writing scripts for politicians before they go on Question Time? You could make a fortune out of being a consultant in cuntness.

Give it a go. Give up your day job etc etc

 

[phildwyer]

You could make a fortune out of being a consultant in cuntness.

Misogynist. QED.

 

[cesare]

Oooh! CUTTING! You're quite good at being cutting aren't you VP?

Have you considered writing scripts for politicians before they go on Question Time? You could make a fortune out of being a consultant in cuntness.

Give it a go. Give up your day job etc etc

They seem to be using you or your like at present.

They could do worse than using VP instead, in my very etc

 

[ViolentPanda]

Your evident dislike of assertive women and your need to insult and belittle them clearly reveals you as a misogynist.

If that's the case then surely it can just as well be said that your evident dislike of anyone who isn't you, as manifested on many threads on this board, clearly reveals you as a misanthrope?

By the way, sleazy remarks at female board-users doesn't qualify as you "liking" someone, phil. It only qualifies you as being sleazy, in case you were thinking of defending yourself through reference to your interactions with "the laydeez".

 

[phildwyer]

They seem to be using you or your like at present.

They could do worse than using VP instead, in my very etc

VP has in fact worked as an advisor to politicians.

 

[phildwyer]

VP has in fact worked as an advisor to politicians.

Which makes it all the more tragic to see him reduced to this.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Oooh! CUTTING! You're quite good at being cutting aren't you VP?

Not really.

It's more that it's very easy to be cutting with material like you to work on.

Have you considered writing scripts for politicians before they go on Question Time? You could make a fortune out of being a consultant in cuntness.

Give it a go. Give up your day job etc etc

I'd rather flambé my testicles in scrotum than sell myself to a politician.

 

[cesare]

VP has in fact worked as an advisor to politicians.

Who are notorious for not taking advice - or claiming the 'I had too much to do and was only presented with it at the 11th hour, please feel sorry for me and carry on voting for me' defence

 

[Pete the Greek]

Which makes it all the more tragic to see him reduced to this.

Oh piss of Dyer. Aren't 99.99% of posters bored of you here now?

 

[phildwyer]

I'd rather flambé my testicles in scrotum than sell myself to a politician.

You sold yourself to a certain Tory politician a long time ago. She asked for a refund when you began to malfunction.

 

[ViolentPanda]

VP has in fact worked as an advisor to politicians.

No I haven't.

 

[twistedAM]

I wonder how that article is getting on??

 

[Pete the Greek]

No I haven't.

Aren't we entering libel territory?

Dywer - pipe down, you fool

 

[phildwyer]

No I haven't.

Yes you have. Its nothing to be ashamed of.

 

[Pete the Greek]

I wonder how that article is getting on??

I bet it aint going down half as fast as that bottle of Scotch on her kitchen table

 

[ViolentPanda]

You sold yourself to a certain Tory politician a long time ago. She asked for a refund when you began to malfunction.

You really do show yourself up as an idiot if you believe the rubbish tbaldwin spouts.

Loser.

 

[phildwyer]

You really do show yourself up as an idiot if you believe the rubbish tbaldwin spouts.

Oh I don't believe it all. But with regard to your former career he's bang on the money.

 

[cesare]

Oh piss of Dyer. Aren't 99.99% of posters bored of you here now?

Y'know, out of all those thousands of members, there may be a significant number that aren't bored and confine criticism or approbation (posted or not) to specific behaviour/s

 

[cesare]

I bet it aint going down half as fast as that bottle of Scotch on her kitchen table

You can't restrain yourself, can you?

 

[Pete the Greek]

Y'know, out of all those thousands of members, there may be a significant number that aren't bored and confine criticism or approbation (posted or not) to specific behaviour/s

really? Well dontcha just know it.

Damn. Just when I was thinking, what do I make of Dwyer? and you come along with your pearls of wisdom and make it all crystal clear.

Cheers to you Cesare.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Yes you have. Its nothing to be ashamed of.

An "advisor" is one of two things in the context you're refering to:

1) An external "expert" hired in to advise on a specific field of policy, or to perform a particular function outwith the remit of the Civil Service,
or
2) A senior Civil Servant knowledgeable in a particular policy field who advises on the scope of that field (whether policy and the mechanisms used to further it are legal, manageable and achievable etc).

I worked in neither capacity.