Jobs You Are Definitely Not Suitable For

[Bahnhof Strasse]

If I hadn't worked my magic on Lewis's and Dorothy Perkins windows how would the public have known they were retail spaces
and if I hadn't opened a large number of charity shops around the country the charities wouldn't have had any retail space in those towns

So what you're saying is that you've been off the sweat and toil of the worker.

*books place against wall for Shirl.

 

[Shirl]

So what you're saying is that you've been off the sweat and toil of the worker.

*books place against wall for Shirl.

Excuse me but there's plenty of sweat fannying about in huge shop window when the sun's on it.
I've been told that you sit around all day booking your next holidays. Where's the toil in that eh? eh?

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

I've been told that you sit around all day booking your next holidays. Where's the toil in that eh? eh?

A malicious lie. I spend my day pissing about on 'ere.