Jeremey Kyle taking the piss?

[ViolentPanda]

what's DVLA then?

"Dry Vagina, Lubricated Anus", perhaps?

 

[maomao]

No, it's the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Authority.

 

[strung out]

pretty sure violentpanda is right actually

 

[sim667]

You know on Jeremey Kyle when they do the paternity tests and there's two potential baby daddas, is he just taking the piss when asks ''what percent do you think you're the father'' and they reply with ''well, hmm, i'm 90% sure i'm the baby dadda''

I cam imagine all the crew sniggering going ''haha they're so shit at mathematics, no wonder they had to come on the Jeremey Kyle show''

And the other thing is Kyle actually points in most cases out that there's two potential baby daddas before he asks the question as if to say ''you fucking dummies i've just told you the answer is 50%''

Always gives me a giggle anyway

first time i saw jeremy kyle i misheard it as 'what percentage of the baby is yours?'

cue frantic internet search to make sure one baby couldnt be born from 2 fathers sperm (i.e. a very well timed mmf threesome').

I was young

 

[mrs quoad]

Too many variables to express probability as a percentage.
Too many variables to express probability as a percentage.
Too many variables to express probability as a percentage.
Too many variables to express probability as a percentage.

There are never too many variables to express probability as a percentage.