Jamiroquai retires

[Dr. Furface]

Given that he has a few programmes under his belt as a presenter now, I'd guess he might just reappear as some sort of music pundit, regularly.

Next series of Top Gear, more like!

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

i'd have his children for £40million......

 

[Strumpet]

At last...

My sentiments exactlaahhh.

 

[zenie]

there's *everything* wrong with jay kay.

I love him

and I'd be the only one of us legal to drive his cars

 

[kalidarkone]

"All I'm going to do now is fly my helicopter and look for the right lady to have children with."

Shed a tear ladies and gentlemen. Jay Kay is hanging up his hats.

http://music.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,,2023261,00.html

Thank fuck!! All of his music sounded the same!!

 

[keybored]

 

[Cheesypoof]

mouse under the floorboards. nuff said

 

[scumbalina]

Thank god, I hate that twat in a hat.

 

[GarfieldLeChat]

hmm i do wondere what would have happend had he not been signed for such a lucidriously long and binding contract... whether he'd have actualyl been under less rpessure and therefore been less fo a twat...

 

[Strumpet]

You have a beautiful way with words, scumbalina *sniff*

*sniggers at your new tag...*

 

[scumbalina]

You have a beautiful way with words, scumbalina *sniff*

*sniggers at your new tag...*

Just like ol Cheesypoof, I've got a poetic side

 

[moose]

He's stalking fertile women by helicopter?

 

[Iam]

Good riddance to the self-obsessed midget weirdo.

 

[pogofish]

Next series of Top Gear, more like!

Perfect place for him.

 

[iguzza]

"All I'm going to do now is fly my helicopter and look for the right lady to have children with."

........... Surely it's not wise to find a future partner based on the crown of their head. Why doesn't he just hang out in bars like normal folk? It all sounds a bit dangerous, he should be concentrating on where he's going.

 

[BadlyDrawnGirl]

First the Beautiful South and now Jamiroquai. The gods are dying.

 

[chazegee]

That's made my day

 

[samk]

He's stalking fertile women by helicopter?

A bit like alien abduction

 

[JoePolitix]

Car Pollution Hypocrisy



In case anybody missed the reference Youtube's very own capitain sharkey explains:

"well, car pollution hypocrisy refers to the fact that despite all Jamiroquai's, and the uncountable hordes of of funk wankers like him, waffling on about Peace, Love, and Gaia the Earth Mother, etc, his obvious passions revolve predominantly around Lamborghini's, loose women and hard drugs. A garden variety hypocrite really."

 

[BadlyDrawnGirl]

It's a tragedy - just as he was about to skyrocket ersatz lounge funk into the artistic stratosphere.

Syd Barrett, Peter Green, Lee Mavers, Jay Kay...they never knew their own genius.