I've lost a pair of jeans

[academia]

With my psychic powers I can see them folded up in a plastic carrier bag. They're near a jumper.

 

[sojourner]

With my psychic powers I can see them folded up in a plastic carrier bag. They're near a jumper.

And just why would I put me jeans in a carrier bag? Hmm?

They're not near the pile of jumpers, I've tore the bedroom apart looking for them

 

[sojourner]

Dunno, could have a look Not jeans though, all my jeans are ancient, tight, laces as zips and worn(read holed), cept one pair, which are 100%, still zip up but do need peeled off(good for slim days)

I used to have jeans like that, way back before I realised quite how uncomfortable on the crotch tight jeans are

Oh well, looks like a visit to the charity shops then

 

[sheothebudworths]

They're not near the pile of jumpers, I've tore the bedroom apart looking for them

Did you look under the floorboards?

 

[mrsfran]

Are you sure you're not wearing them?

And have you asked St Anthony, patron saint of lost things, for them? Ask him out loud nicely, he might find them for you.

 

[sojourner]

Did you look under the floorboards?

Nah, they're too big to fit there

 

[sojourner]

Are you sure you're not wearing them?

And have you asked St Anthony, patron saint of lost things, for them? Ask him out loud nicely, he might find them for you.

Positive

St Anthony can kiss me arse!

 

[Moggy]

I bought a lovely new pair of jeans the other day for £3.

Ho hum

 

[mrsfran]

Now you'll never find them.

*shakes head sadly*

 

[sojourner]

Now you'll never find them.

*shakes head sadly*

*sigh*

Ok...please Mr Anthony o saintly one, where the fuck are my jeans? I'm skint and I don't have many clothes, so can you just send me a sign?

 

[academia]

And just why would I put me jeans in a carrier bag? Hmm?

They're not near the pile of jumpers, I've tore the bedroom apart looking for them

That's all I've got. I just pass on the messages.

 

[sojourner]

That's all I've got. I just pass on the messages.

Shit fucking powers

You're not exactly the power of three, are ya?

 

[waverunner]

Are they in your car?

 

[sojourner]

Are they in your car?

No

They've disappeared. Gone for good

 

[Termite Man]

Right . Things are always in the last place you'd look . So try and think where you would look last for them then go to that place first and they will be there !

hint - it's probably the fridge ( or maybe the freezer )

 

[trashpony]

soj - under the sofa cushion? hidden in your daughter's tip she calls a bedroom (picked up accidentally), in the bath, hanging behind a door, in a drawer.

Or, are you in fact, wearing them?!

Jeans do not just disappear. Unless there is a vortex in your house. Surely you would have noticed that before though.

 

[Termite Man]

soj - under the sofa cushion? hidden in your daughter's tip she calls a bedroom (picked up accidentally), in the bath, hanging behind a door, in a drawer.

Or, are you in fact, wearing them?!

none of those are as likely as the fridge . I bet the fridge hasn't even been checked yet

 

[geminisnake]

Have you folded loads of stuff today? Have they maybe gotten in with towels or sheets or tshirts or whatever? Bottom of the ironing pile??(I am being mildly facetious now, sorry )

Wim has a size 14 denim skirt on offer, not quite the same but possibilities??

 

[trashpony]

none of those are as likely as the fridge . I bet the fridge hasn't even been checked yet

She's checked the fridge. You're wrong love

 

[tuesday's child]

probably already suggested - inside a duvet cover or pillow case or big sheet that was washed at the same time?

 

[sojourner]

Wim has a size 14 denim skirt on offer, not quite the same but possibilities??

I haven't worn a skirt for over 10 years mate

 

[tuesday's child]

I have to admit that whenever boyfriends' clothes mysteriously disappeared in the past, I may have had a small hand in the disappearance ..... it's not possible that your daughter was giving you some unsolicited (and I'm sure, unnecessary) fashion consultancy??? I'd ask her if she's seen them and watch her reaction for twitching or earlobe-tugging.

 

[sojourner]

Nah, she's as much of a scruffy mare as I am! Ok, she's slightly better than me when she goes out, but not much! She's not arsed how I look

 

[MsShirlLaverne]

What about that great night of sex the other week? I reckon you forgot to put 'em back on before you came home.

 

[sojourner]

What about that great night of sex the other week? I reckon you forgot to put 'em back on before you came home.

You know, I did think about that, but I remember taking them upstairs before my daughter got home - hiding the evidence heh